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Thats what John Wagner said!

Yes. Everything you know is a lie.

Cheers for those, Logan.

Cheers for those, Logan.

This guy has potential.

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-pqHAypI5s" target="_blank">reversify.

That's just asking for a tsunami.

Or terrorist attack,

Fucking bastards on pushbikes thinking that the footpath is there just for them to avoid traffic lights, and then expect you to move out of their way so they dont have to ride on the grass.

People who don't even acknowledge your existance when you hold a door open for them.

Drivers who park halfway across the pavement and leave a six inch gap for people to get through, usally when I'm out with my daughter in her pushchair.

Bad mannered arseholes. Would it really hurt you to say 'thank you' once in a while you rude bastards?(supermarket staff mostly)

Quiz Show channels.

Music channels that seem to consist of black men shouting whilst pretending to be hard.

Heavy metal music radio that plays anything but.

Oh, sod it! The human race as a whole. I hate you all!!!

Ah..that's better.

Link: http://www.hj-weddingcakes.co.uk/" target="_blank">I like cake!!

Thats fucking talent! I have seen cakes like this go for at least £100+.

What type of fisherman did you use?

A friend of mine collects bad films. Can't get enough of them. I've borrowed some of them off him, and the worst ones all seem to star David Carridine.

I have a very upset stomach. Does anyone mind if I go for a...

Chronos Carnival?

Look, just because nobody liked it there is no need to put...

Black Hawk Down.

The time piece on my wall keeps shouting "Credo!".

Is it Nemesis the wall clock?

So if Dredd felt it when Rico had his jaw blown off, does he feel it when Dolman gets blown?