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Oh, fer cryin' out loud man, it was only a bloody recycling bin! GET OVER IT! ;-)

I wish that was my only bugbear, believe me. This year alone I have lost my job, my older brother died and my three year old daughter has been diagnosed with a grade 2 heart murmer. ;-(

Hmmmm...I'll let you know when something good happens.

I still wish they would make an animated version of hewligans haircut, done in the style of the Gorillaz videos.

"I tried not to laugh but that was just unexpected Ratty!"

How do you think I felt? :)

Some fucker set fire to my recycling bin last night.

Art. Because it is THE only thing that I can do that I am any good at. And my hippie art teacher, Mrs Kitchen, was cool as fuck.

If a fly can fly, why can't a bird, bird?

A bit like Martin Luther King was really a high priest of the K.K.K.

"Now, where do you stand on Chronos Carnival, eh?"

On its throat until it stops breathing.

Now keep calm. There will be a van coming to you're house soon filled with nice young men in clean white coats.

Don't know if this has been posted before.

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQfysGXXzVY" target="_blank">The horror...

"Some of you Brits must be jaded, you don't seem too know how good you've got it TV wise."

You are right. We lead the field in quality entertainment. This week alone we have Celebrity Circus, Celebrity Beauty therepist and Celebrity Taxi driver.

I'll suck it and see.

"Possibly, people shouldn't be commenting on these until John has had his say..."

God damn these people are arseholes.

That looks like it could be the answer. Cheers for the help.