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Wear a tuxedo.

Make sure you're marrying the right person.

Ask yourself if you really believe in organised religion. If not you could save yourself a lot of effort and do it over the telephone.

Most important are these two:

1)Enjoy yourself, it's a party.

2)Wrap things up at a reasonable hour. The last wedding I went to I ended up full of cake and very sleepy AND I COULDN'T LEAVE!

They had a parade of their weaponry more recently. It was interesting to note that the parade now seemed to act as a reminder of the judges power instead of a celebration.

...in his own smooth, frictionless way.

Belated birthday wishes LMS.

Now you've the stress of being a fanzine editor you have to count them in dog years!

Gamecube>

Yeah. You heard me.

450 yen Surely?

"the dreaded flipper discs"

Guh?

I got King of the Hill season 2 on DVD and was able to get a girly DVD for my mammy half price!

Thank you HMV!

Aw, thanks Floyd. You're a real pal.

I just got another two Daredevil books and two Hulk ones as well. I think something might be seriously wrong with me.

They're going to run out of people to friggin' kill!

I read Kevin Smiths Daredevil recently and it compared unfavourably to having surgery.

It's actually made me question whether comics are actually worth reading nowadays. I didn't even like new X-men*.


*And yet I boughtt all 7 graphic novels of it...

It's not funny and it thinks it's hilarious. It's not as bad as it used to be but... surely it cant be that hard to come up with a better comedy series?

You met DUSTIN?!

Belated Happy Birthday Mike and congratulations!

Does anyone know if the Excel Saga manga is any good? I'm having withdrawal symptoms now I've seen all the episodes of the anime.

Does anyone know if the Excel Saga manga is any good? I'm having withdrawel symptoms now I've seen all the episodes of the anime.

"There was a Steel movie, starring Shaq O'Neil, and based on the Superman spin-off character."

I'd forgotten that one. The ending was more awful than anything that can be imagined by man.

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(A grenade lies on the ground and will explode in FIVE SECONDS. The hero and some kid are trapped in a cage (or something) with a small hole in it. The only way to save them is for Shaq/Steel to throw the grenade through the hole.)

Kid "You gotta throw it!"

Shaq/Steel: "But you know I'm no good at the penalty shots!"

Kid: "You can do it! I believe in you!"

Shaq/Steel: "Alright..."

(Shaq/Steel spends an extremely long time lining up the shot before flinging it. Then he throws it through the hole just before it explodes.)

Shaq/Steel: "Yay!"

Stupid.

Sorry if this has already been mentioned but...

Legendary letterer Tom Frame has died aged 75.

http://www.2000adonline.com/?zone=news&page=newsimage&choice=Frameobit>TOM FRAME 1931-2006