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It got delayed because unfinished versions were released and people had to have a chance to examine the complete version and make a more accurate analysis.

I think you can get the hang of games if you try Bou, but you may not want to get addicted like me. It's kind of hard on you when the PC blows up...

Uuughhhh...

Jarhead.

I can only think of two horror films that genuinely creeped me out, and those are The Wicker Man and Carrie.

Both of them built up unbearable tension throughout, before delivering a spine-chilling shock to the system. In the case of Carrrie, two of them!

Other horrors I enjoyed include The Thing (remake), Hell Hotel, Evil Dead 2 and Romero's Dead trilogy. What? No. It's a trilogy. Definitely a trilogy.

They used to put Dredd in the middle of the progs and put mean arena in the middle of that but no sign of that nowadays either...

Tch. Conformists.

Chop chop, dig dig...

So Devlin Waugh is still really bad then? Thought so...

My computer is broken.

And now the descent into insanity has speeded up considerably.

I would consider becoming a script droid (Yes I am assuming that I'd be accepted immediately) but there's barely any room for new talent what with Mills and Abnett and the other guy writing all those damn popular stories.

The way I see it my options are thus:

1) Proffesional student (It CAN be done but it's very, very hard and I'd probably have to be in the army for about ten years.

2) Script droid (Enjoyable and not entirely unreasonable pay but hardly a stable source of income).

3) Good-for-nothing layabout (again unstable but with no scruples it's easy to make cash through claiming insurance, petty theft and deliberate accidents)

4) Librarian (peace and quiet but only obtainable after years of agonising hard work)

Right I'll bundle together some scripts and (ugh) post them. In the meantime I do have a teeny bit of cash coming in from a guy with a terrible secret connection with me.

Feel free to discuss political matters to your hearts content (and thanks again, if anything it's verified that I'm not the only crazed maniac out there. No offence!)

Jared Horatio Katooie.

There is no way in hell I'm working as a kitchen porter.

Binman is a possibility though...

Thanks gentlemen.

Jared.

Recently my life has fallen apart completely and my worst nightmares have come to pass. In this difficult time I cant cope with anything in my long-term future, such as my ideal job.

So if anyone has any suggestions just let me know. At this stage I just dont give a feck what I do so as long as it isn't too mentally taxing I'll be fine.

Sadly I wont be able to reply to any messages soon as my net time has been cut even shorter since my moniter exploded (I'm typing this on my dads PC while I'm supposed to be looking at college courses).

Remember these simple rules:

1) Jared lacks intellect.

2) Jared cannot travel far.

3) Jared is not streetwise.

4) Jared needs regular access to a toilet.

5) Jared is easily confused and tends to panic when placed under pressure.

6) Jared can live on 100 Euro a week (about 60 pounds sterling).

So if you have any good suggestions let me know. What do you do? Is it any good? etc.

Well.... eh... seeya.

Jrd.

To be honest I'm a bit pissed off that FP Dublin wasn't included in this offer. I know 2K is British comic above all but it would have been nice to have the opportunity.

Of course it wouldn't have made any difference anyway as I'm foolish enough to have a copy held for me. How stoopid!

J.

Actually I find comics in general have gone downhill quite a bit recently. I'll still grab the occasional reprint but most of the current material is quite bad.

I must say, however that I think Hitman was the best comic ever written. I dont think anyones mentioned it so I'd reccomend it to anyone. I also plan to buy the second top ten GN because it's the only fun comic I know of.

J.

I usually hit them with a spade and bury them in the fruit cellar.

There can be only one...

Jared.

Vienna isn't brainwashed she just hates Dredd. Think about it, why would anyone else want to punish Dredd, make him feel guilty etc. The satanists just want to kill him to make them look good and Vienna delivered him to them on a plate because she absolutely hates him.

I might be wrong but just check how her last story ended if you dont think she'd do it...

J.

Nice work Rotts. I'm reminded (yet again) of the eary artistic stylings of Mike McMahon.

Jeez, more comic shops in Glasgow than in Ireland it seems...

So what is Johnny Alpha dead and current tales are before that or is his story being retold with alterations?

I know it was the former initially but it seems to have changed...

Oh God, I have a problem...


J.