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Messages - Jared Katooie

#4441
General / Re: Reduce the effectiveness of go...
14 May, 2003, 09:18:37 PM
"Or just forward all the spam you receive to Jared..."

Exactly!

The lkatest Spam i've receives invites me to
"explore various striking russian brides".

Forwardforwardforward!

#4442
General / Reduce the effectiveness of good ideas!
14 May, 2003, 08:40:25 PM
No spam day is coming up soon, so be sure and ruin it by making an extra effort to send useless spam everywhere!

This message brought to you by Triangularians against common sense

22-05-2003

J.

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#4443
General / Re: Snow/Tiger - The Game......
14 May, 2003, 08:06:08 PM
And I went and purchased some ebola from my evil comie friend Boris.

Did you know that very interesting things happen to your intestines in the latter stages of infection? I did.

J.

"Hey! My alphabet soup is sending me a message! It says OOOOOOO!

Peter, those are cheerios."
#4444
News / Re: Scarlet Traces Hardback Collec...
16 September, 2003, 03:05:17 PM
Hehehe.

Nice "deleted scene".

Whats with the extra page though? Now I think I should have bought it or something...
#4445
News / Re: 2000adonline message board TH...
12 May, 2003, 10:14:41 PM
Well I did say I'd still be around. I'm just not able to be here as often as usual... people seemed to assume that I was going to die or something.

If pressed I'd say that Kevin Spacey should play DiGriz. And Jet Li could do Davidpage...

Must dash, the security guard has wriggled free of his bonds...

J.
#4446
News / Re: 2000adonline message board TH...
12 May, 2003, 09:47:10 PM
I cant act but I'd say Dylan Moran would be best for me. He's somewhat captured my unique behavioural mannerisms.

Failing that Natalie Portman wouldn't be bad...

I think the following list is about right...

Me: Dylan Moran/Natalie Portman

Oddboy: Kiefer Sutherland

Karne: Antonio Banderas

Queen Bou: Sigourny Weaver

Malchidiel: Angelina Jolie

Paulvonscott: William Shatner

Arthurwyatt: Meatloaf

Johnnyeyebrows: Sylvester Stallone

Scojo: Steve Buscemi

Wake: John Malkovich

Devons daddy: Jim Carrey

GordonR: Ewan McGregor

It'll make a damn good movie but I hope they stay true to the source material....

Jared Portman.
#4447
General / Re: Kev Walker
12 May, 2003, 10:07:59 PM
He has a nice smile.

I once tried to act casual and friendly with Garth Ennis but ended up shouting at him loudly which was odd. Of course that happened with the bus driver as well. And basically anyone I ever meet and try and act normal with.

I also loudly criticised the colouring on a graphic novel only to realise the colourist was right behind me. And it was Dave Gibbons.

Thankfully comic conventions have now been denounced as sacreligious over here so the temptation is gone...

J.
#4448
General / Re: Brand new Dredd movie synopses...
12 May, 2003, 07:37:29 PM
Is it just me or has Scott become our bitch? No matter what we say or do he still comes crawling back to us.

It's kind of sad in a way. Single man. No friends. Living with his cat and typing scripts..


J.
#4449
General / Re: Doomed!
02 May, 2003, 10:46:45 PM
Just to let you know if anyone wants to become a Triangularian just E-mail me your credit card details and I'll handle the rest.

Pictures of nudie ladies are also welcome...

http://www.vehicle-wiring-products.co.uk/VWPweb2000/photos/14501.jpg>

JHK.

"But hooers cost a fortune... apparently..."
#4450
General / Doomed!
02 May, 2003, 09:59:04 PM
Just a quick post to let yiz know college is more or less over for me so, much to my dissapointment I wont be around much anymore. I should still crop up occasionaly but my chat room lurking days are officialy over. Oh well C'est la vie. Or whatever.

Cheers everyone.

Jared Horatio Katooie.
#4451
Off Topic / Re: May Day
01 May, 2003, 10:08:05 PM
Pah. Anarchy is the only answer. To hell with governments and science and society it should be every person for themselves.

Pamphlets. Pff! If everyone was united in a spirit of laziness and cooperation then the worlds economies would fall.

So join me brothers and sisters! Drop your tools of work! Cast off the shackles of capitalist oppression! Do nothing! Lie around! Sponge off those foolish enough to keep working!

Now that my friends is the real victory for the people...

Jared "political" Katooie.
#4452
General / Re: ABC Warriors personalities...
30 April, 2003, 10:58:18 PM
Along with the other lads, Mongrol lost his body and got put into a new one which kick-started his brain into behaving as it should have been. He still smushes but doesn't advertise it as much.

I know nothing of Lara, ask Oddboy.

The mess became steelhorn again after big George was killed by the spirit of Mars who was pissed off with it's terraforming. She then made Steelhorn again.

Blacblood deems... somewhat confused of late....

Joe is also seemingly confused and talks a real lot. He's not really himself anymore.

Happy got killed in a bar brawl so I am told. It was referred to in an off-hand manner in some ancient story.

Sorry for all that.

J.
#4453
General / Re: Doom book!
30 April, 2003, 11:25:25 PM
Hey! Pokemon adventure books are fantastic!

If doom was interactive and of that level of quality there'd be no problem...

#4454
General / Re: Doom book!
30 April, 2003, 10:38:08 PM
Ah, yes definitely. He's seriously fecked up what should have been easy to write and fabulous to read.

The demons were created by aliens? Bollix.

What do other doom fans think?

Jared.
#4455
General / Doom book!
30 April, 2003, 10:29:33 PM
Unbelievable. However from reading excerpts I feel that it could easily have had a better writer...

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0671525557/ref=pd_sxp_elt_l1/103-0238145-6236615>(broken) link...

JK.