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Peace on Earth.

You're nuts. He can't write Dredd for love nor money.

Carlos Ezquerra, with John Wagner illustrating.

That Boba Fett page...

Man...

[brilliant]

That was brilliant.

I was worried he would't have the old magic, but I was wrong! Thanks Radiator!

A blank post?

Suspicious... 

Warioware SMooth Moves is a great party game. Good fun for parents and kids.

The Legend of Zelda is a great single-player game.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl is the best beat 'em up on WIi with a ton of content plus brilliant multiplayer.

Ghost Squad and House of the Dead 2 & £ return are two excellent light gun games, something the Wii excels at.

Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2 are two great platformers.

Okami is a highly original game with an impressive art style and plenty of action and exploring.

Rabbids go home is a fun and goofy collect 'em up for when your brain needs a break.

Dragon Quest Swords is an unusual game where you can slash cute enemies with your wiimote and explore a fantasy kingdom.

New Super Mario Bros. is a great tribute to Mario's platforming past, with plenty of nostalgia for veterans. It's also quite difficult, which may come as a shock to those who still think they've got their old skills (i.e. me).


There's also a wealth of great Gamecube games: Soul Calibur 2, Super Smash Bros. Melee, The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Super Mario Sunshine, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's requiem (really messes with the players head).

And of coures, there's the one, the only, the ultimate Gamecube game - Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door! I cannot speak highly enough of this brilliant game.

Anyway, that lot should do for starters....

 

Cover: Too blurry. Also: not very good.

4/10


Dredd: Dull, but mostly inoffensive. Once again, no-one but Wagner can write Dredd properly.

4/10


Defoe: All this exposition is wearing me out. I know Marvel superheroes that talk less during their battles.

3/10


Low Life: It's better than the previous parts, but I just don't care about the characters. The idea of a gang invading the big meg and killing judges with impunity is ridiculous.

5/10


Dante: A completely pointless story - except it makes Dante look like a slimy creep for cheating on Jena yet again. I get the impression this is unintended.

2/10


Age of the Wolf: And a Deus ex Machina, leave the door open for a pointless sequel, aaannnd we're done!

2/10


Overall: 3/10

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Does not violate the letter of our agreement.

It's most likely a promotional video to advertise the producer's own films and company.

You're probably right. What was the name of his company again? Come to think of it, what was his name...?

Eh.

Best review of Vampires Suck?

Actally, a white helmet signifies that a judge's time at the academy is not yet complete.

I love it! Great art, bonkers script. Please do some more!

My only criticism is that you haven't done more yet.