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Rotoplooker (ro-to-ploo-ka) US n. Penis; chopper; whanger.


Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Ooooh, Bou that was exactly at the same time.

No, they just send it to my in-box.

How can you make a mountain out of a mole-hill?

It's a pigment for printing inks and paints.

What is a pigment?

Because he was stuck on the perverts nob.

Can pigs fly?

I'd make sure that my mother conceived me with someone else.

How low can you go?

Cos I've offered them sexual favours if they reply to mine.

How much is that doggy in the window?

Hopefully, cos that would be kinda kewl.

Would Karne be p*ssed off if it did?

Should Hamsters Avoid Dancing Oranges

or

Supreme Headquarters Alien Defence Organisation


If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?

No, I tend to drink them first.

Why are people on other message boards boring, so far up their own arse w*nkers?

In the middle of nowhere.

What does cheese say when it has it's photo taken?

Strawberry.

Why is there a light in a fridge, but not in a freezer.

Yes, you get to go and f*ck yourself :)

When will I, will I be famous?

No, they have plungers.

Does a one legged duck swim round in circles?

Depends what you look like.

If you choke a Smurf what colour does it turn?