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Why does toast always land buttered side down when you drop it?

They do, but they grow at a furious rate.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?

Every trivial and insane post on this board.


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Cos they like to shit on me from a great height.

What was the best thing before sliced bread.

Probably the same person who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding dong.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

Here's the deal, answer the question that I have set, then ask one of your own. Then the next person does the same, and so on.



If a man is standing in the middle of a forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him.....is he still wrong?

Joolz

["Semen is apparently a wonderful moisturiser."]

"Semen is apparently a wonderful moisturiser."

It is indeed  http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/ups/smarty/wink.gif>

Recent restoration of the Bayeux Tapestry has revealed a copyright notice belonging to IPC magazines.

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Personally all I ask for is someone with a good sense of humour and a good f...

Hey Karne, now that it's April Fools Day, you'll be able to post a joke fact. http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/wink2.gif>

Owls are able to see in the dark through the use of powerful inbuilt flashlights. No one has ever been able to successfully capture evidence of this on film on account of not being able to sneak up on a bird who's head is fully capable of turning all the way round.

Legendary film star John Wayne was really a wardrobe.

Hee, hee. Those golden balls must only be bronze now.

Your right leg has more hair on it than your left one.

Not that I'd know of course, mine are silky-wilky smooooth.

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