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Ah male rape, the acceptable face of sexual violation.

I thought the pope was the acceptable face of sexual  violation.

ZING

 
The world would be a better place if Ricard Dawkins would just shut up and piss off

shall I cancel the catapult order? x

Yes, I would recommend ordering some missile sleds and heavy ordinance instead.

Has anyone ever seen that Discovery show, Fight Quest? It's basically a bunch of Americans travelling around South-East Asia, getting various shades of shit knocked out of them. It's a bit like that Last Man Standing show that was on the BBC a wee while back. Great entertainment

Dredd's skull looks really deformed there. No wonder he always wears his helmet

In answer to#3, I think nearly everyone on this forum is a wannabee artist or writer. As for the pros, PJ Holden, Gordon Rennie and sometimes even the Great and powerful Carlos drops in

Ssshhh! We're all hiding...

I'm not. HAALLOOOO

So what do you like about 2000AD

That was bloody brilliant. Thanks Emperor

That didn't work.

Not metal, but this rocks

Glory be to Godpleton

Yep , don't know if I've said it yet either but kudos to you Shark. You've done the man proud.
Who's next though...

Brett Ewins?*

I love that Smith/Statue of Justice mash-up (Statue of Just-smith?). The wee details make it for me. I want a pair of those cuff-links now.

*Edit: I don't mean to cause Shark any more head-aches. He has played a blinder on this. Makes me glad I come to this Forum

Over tired. Can't sleep 

The early-birds stopped vindictively dictating that the day should begin at 9AM for EVERYONE regardless of whether they are night owls or not.

I find myself laughing uncontrollably at the idea that 'early birds' think the day starts at 9am!  The day's as good as over by 9.

I agree. If I had my way I wouln't go to bed until 9 in the morning too.

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Hooray for counterfactuals.

The world would be a better place if:

Free Ice-Cream. This priviledge is revoked when (not if) you eat so much you vomit.

If you could order a fry-up in the morning in much the same fashion as you order pizza in the evening.

The early-birds stopped vindictively dictating that the day should begin at 9AM for EVERYONE regardless of whether they are night owls or not.

More threads veered wildly off topic.

I think Jeff Stelling was the best Countdown Presenter ever. The order would be:

1.Jeff Stelling
2.Richard Whitely
3.Nick Hewer
4.Des O'Connor

Not only should Roger be a mod, he should also present Countdown. The world needs to know Roger's opinion of Gloria Hunniford's anectotes in dictionary corner