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Six Nations time. Some thoughts:

Declan Kidney needs to sort out his number 10. Johnny Sexton chokes like he has emphysema, and I reckon it's because he has O'Gara breathing down his neck. O'Gara is the best kicker Ireland has ever had, and this is coming from an Ulster man who holds David Humphreys in the highest regard.

Ronan O'Gara is such a reliable kicker. It's like he doesn't understand the concept of pressure. Kidney should be using him, instead of putting all that pressure on a youngster like Sexton. No one should be expected to fill O'Gara's boots while he's still wearing them.

We should all learn Betelguesian (Betelgeusesise?). That'll scare away all those outsider online weirdos(weirdoes?)

Well if you've ever watched Community, there is this.

Yesterday I employed the ignore function for the first time ever. And it wasn't anything to do with swearing.

I have no problem with swearing and colourful metaphors so long as they're not part of some inane, banal one-sentence witterings. If I wanted that, I'd have a twitter account.

Cheers

How do you ignore someone? I fear I'm being thick and blind

(... I'm not drunk!)

I AM

The pod-race is nice wee action piece, I can't say it isn't exciting. It just feels like it's been crow-barred in. A good ol' sci-fi drag race just for the sake of itself.

He's like a scab people keep on picking at

You've just described the plot of Deadpool

What about mega-City monopoly? Go straight to the iso-block do not pass go, do not collect 200 CREDS.

Here you go

Nicely done

PSSHAWWW

Not one mention of a Dreamcast, this movie's gonna suck.

Suck like Big the Cat

Jet-pack Joyride is so addictive, I think if I have a game, instead of a cigarette, I may finally kick my nicotine dependency

Rangers.

Who are all the wannabees and wash-outs going to play for now?

What will be the driving force behind senseless sectarianism?

How long before Celtic follows them down the drain?