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Any in particular?

- Trout

Now then. Behave, boys. Presumption of innocence.

Welcome, new person. We're glad to see you. You'll learn a great deal about 2000AD and Judge Dredd if you read some of the material on this site.

- Trout

Death with a cigar: "I loooove it when a plaaaan comessssss together...."

Perhaps not.

- Trout

I like it, except Old Stoney Face could beat the living sh*t out of that jewellery-clad pansy any day of the week.

Coming soon: Judge Dredd arrests Knight Rider for speeding, and being a smartarse with the same voice as that little twit from St Elsewhere.

- Trout

I'm not bothered.

Why do we persist in discussing such pointless topics?

What difference does it make to us? It's still a great site.

- Trout

That's a shockingly bad and slow website.

Oh well. Horses for courses.

- Trout

I believe we may have had a visit from the lesser-spotted five-lettered banned boarder beginning with "S," David.

Let's not make a Chop Party out of it, eh, everyone?

- Trout

Neither. Beware my fish paste powers.

Hmmm... He may be a green-skinned twit, but he produces some damn fine comic ideas.

I'll buy it, but I won't hail Tharg.

- Trout

And I reckon it's a SPUNKINGLY good idea!

(I'm not sure if that's a word, but I like it. I think I just invented it. It means "very.")

- Trout

Seven is mine. Hands off.

When I rule the universe, she will join Halo in my harem.

- Reality is the only alternative to Trout

Neelix is indeed an arse. A gerbil's arse.

I love that Captain Proton stuff. Sorry to be even geekier than usual, but did you see the bit where Seven of Nine kills the robot?

"I am Borg!" Great stuff.

- Trout

Do you mean, "Send in the clones," from the film?

You better not.

Foolish peasant.

- Trout

See above, doctor.

It was the end of the story "Rage."

- Trout

Agreed.

Bubba: "Why are you torturing me this way?"

Alpha, hate in the eyes: "Because I hate you."

Blam!

Excellent b&w Ezq art, too.

- Trout

That goes without saying, and it loses nothing in the translation.

- Trout