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This fish also takes exception to the use of the word "malaise."

- Trout

Parasite? Oh dear... :-)

Trust me. Referring to children as "sprogs", "ankle-biters" or "disease-spreading, shit-producing, screaming lunatics" does not go down well.

Hannah's gorgeous, however!

The campaign for a Judge Hannah begins here!

- Trout

Congratulations! Have a virtual cigar.

Call her Halo. Pleeeease.

- Trout

"I'm expecting prog 1350 today!"

*SOB!*

I saw the postman arriving as I drove away this morning.

I have whole HOURS to wait!

- Distressed fish

YES! Yes you can!

And I'm Dredd!


BWA HA HA HA HAAAA!

- The Trout hasn't had much sleep but will go home soon, fear not...

BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!

You can film it in my shed!

- Trout

Me, me, me!

Do I get to snog Diane Lane?

I can say "Iyumthilor!"

- Trout

I'm in!

Finally, we've solved the issue of who will play Dredd in the next film!

IT'S ME!

- Trout

Will it have a shower scene?

- The Trout gets his coat

Tips, I did say he made the film "almost" single-handedly and I did have Val Kilmer's consumptive Holliday in mind.

That exchange: "Hey, I got lots of friends."---  "I don't."

... is one of my favourite film moments. Subtle and absorbing. Really hits you suddenly.

Now I really want to see Tombstone again. Must get to (hissssss.. boooooo..... nnnngggh... nooooo...) Ikea for a cupboard so I'm allowed to dig out all my old videos.


Mind you, Kilmer for Dredd? Nah.

- Trout

I'm quite keen on the idea of Kurt Russell playing Dredd, if there wasn't anyone better available.

He makes Tombstone a fantastic film, almost single-handedly, and he was fun to watch when he escaped from various cities.

- The Trout's your huckleberry

:-)

In a similar vein, my wife's just come back to driving after ten years in the passenger seat.

On Saturday night, while were heading home through darkest Perthshire, we almost killed Bambi.

I'm amazingly proud of Mrs Evil Fish King's fast reactions, given her inexperience and the fact she'd never driven at night before. Happily, Bambi survived.

I thought it was hilarious, but then I was extremely pished at the time. I'm grabbing back eight years of being the designated driver, and making up for it pretty damn well! :-)

- Trout

*sneer*

She hid from me, out of indescribable terror.

- Trout

That's a damn good piece of work.

I'd love to meet him, but I'd hate to be his flatmate.

- Trout

I seem to recall a Daily Star Dredd where the judge numbers were set at a paltry 60,000, possibly with poor arithmetic.

Ron Smith-drawn, with Dredd kicking serious butt.
Another judge uttered a line to the effect, "With him around, who needs the other 59,000 of us?"

- Trout