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The Trout takes the middle ground.

I agree with Barny, in that it had a bit of a DC Elseworlds feel to it.

Paul, I know you don't read many US comics, but be aware DC have done that superheroes getting killed in an alternative past thing ad nauseam.

That said, I enjoyed the story and feel Gordon should get full marks for trying something a little different from the usual 2K fare.

- Trout

Lesson one in Trout relations: never suggest the evil King should tell a joke.

The proof:

Met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Also:

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."


Or try this:

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything, trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

And finally, because it's almost that time of year again:

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

NEVER FORGET THE TROUT IS EVIL!

But now I feel really sorry for Wake...


Ooops! Sorry, Wake.

- Trout

She wears a very nice corset thing on Robot Wars.

But yes, she's shite.

All hail me.

- Trout

That's because it's shite, Gary.

- Trout

Barny, I saw the film and enjoyed it very much.

- Trout

Several of the last messages have no "reply" box.

I fear we may be running out of options...

By the way:

Zuffle!

- Trout, armed with a profanisaurus

no

you're so right

- Troutman

It can perhaps be refined into

GREAT STEAMING UNDERPANTS!

But that's disgusting.

- Trout

If I had a glowing MR TIPS, I'd be really worried.

But then, I am a mutant fish.

- Trout

I'm astonished that Oddboy is participating in this, given that it's in danger of beating the record currently held by the Prog 534 Club.

Now he's realised, he can't even answer me!

Oh ho!

- Trout

I don't know, Pete. How do you plan to do that?

- Trout

Gee, thanks.

Your praise is so effusive that I think I'll compliment you on your hat.

Are you secretly Baron Samedi, voodoo lord of the dead? :-)

Just kidding! You looked splendid, Oddgroom.

- Trout

The Trout joins in:


ALL HAIL THE KING OF ALL MUTATED FISH!

Anyway, all hail me!

I did translate all of that, but now I'm too lazy to reply properly.

Doubtless, such weirdness will rear its gibberish head on many occasions.

Well done, Wake and Dane, for your efforts!

- Trout