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#12751
Prog / Re: Prog1316 - The latest prog.......
09 November, 2002, 04:08:29 PM
The Trout takes the middle ground.

I agree with Barny, in that it had a bit of a DC Elseworlds feel to it.

Paul, I know you don't read many US comics, but be aware DC have done that superheroes getting killed in an alternative past thing ad nauseam.

That said, I enjoyed the story and feel Gordon should get full marks for trying something a little different from the usual 2K fare.

- Trout
#12752
General / Re: Are you bored?...Then lets set...
15 November, 2002, 11:52:00 PM
Lesson one in Trout relations: never suggest the evil King should tell a joke.

The proof:

Met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Also:

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."


Or try this:

I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything, trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

And finally, because it's almost that time of year again:

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

NEVER FORGET THE TROUT IS EVIL!
#12753
General / Re: Are you bored?...Then lets set...
11 November, 2002, 07:24:29 PM
But now I feel really sorry for Wake...


Ooops! Sorry, Wake.

- Trout
#12754
General / Re: Are you bored?...Then lets set...
09 November, 2002, 07:55:30 PM
She wears a very nice corset thing on Robot Wars.

But yes, she's shite.

All hail me.

- Trout
#12755
General / Re: Are you bored?...Then lets set...
09 November, 2002, 05:31:00 PM
That's because it's shite, Gary.

- Trout
#12756
General / Re: Are you bored?...Then lets set...
09 November, 2002, 04:11:36 PM
Barny, I saw the film and enjoyed it very much.

- Trout
#12757
General / Re: Are you bored?...Then lets set...
09 November, 2002, 01:30:13 AM
Several of the last messages have no "reply" box.

I fear we may be running out of options...

By the way:

Zuffle!

- Trout, armed with a profanisaurus
#12758
General / Re: Are you bored?...Then lets set...
08 November, 2002, 11:51:16 PM
no

you're so right

- Troutman
#12759
General / Re: Are you bored?...Then lets set...
08 November, 2002, 10:54:24 PM
It can perhaps be refined into

GREAT STEAMING UNDERPANTS!

But that's disgusting.

- Trout
#12760
General / Re: Are you bored?...Then lets set...
08 November, 2002, 10:14:11 PM
If I had a glowing MR TIPS, I'd be really worried.

But then, I am a mutant fish.

- Trout
#12761
General / Re: Are you bored?...Then lets set...
07 November, 2002, 11:07:03 PM
I'm astonished that Oddboy is participating in this, given that it's in danger of beating the record currently held by the Prog 534 Club.

Now he's realised, he can't even answer me!

Oh ho!

- Trout
#12762
General / Re: Are you bored?...Then lets set...
07 November, 2002, 10:46:11 PM
I don't know, Pete. How do you plan to do that?

- Trout
#12763
General / Re: Are you bored?...Then lets set...
07 November, 2002, 07:57:39 PM
Gee, thanks.

Your praise is so effusive that I think I'll compliment you on your hat.

Are you secretly Baron Samedi, voodoo lord of the dead? :-)

Just kidding! You looked splendid, Oddgroom.

- Trout
#12764
General / Re: Are you bored?...Then lets set...
07 November, 2002, 03:33:39 PM
The Trout joins in:


ALL HAIL THE KING OF ALL MUTATED FISH!
#12765
Links / Re: Red Alert!
04 November, 2002, 09:18:18 PM
Anyway, all hail me!

I did translate all of that, but now I'm too lazy to reply properly.

Doubtless, such weirdness will rear its gibberish head on many occasions.

Well done, Wake and Dane, for your efforts!

- Trout