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#2716
News / Re: NEW AND IMPROVED FUTURE SHOP I...
27 July, 2006, 04:37:55 PM
Is this why the effin Cabs GN I ordered in May *still* hasn't arrived?

:(

M.
#2717
News / Re: Judge Death will be in new 6.....
24 October, 2006, 08:12:51 PM
"not like im going to fuckin *play* with them!"

Why in God's name not?!

I've had literally minutes of fun with my Dredd encasing my Death in Boing,borrowed from Anderson,natch.

Although,the medieval Spawn sitting beside me does look mighty fine...

M
#2718
General / Re: MASSIMO BELARDINELLI......LATE...
28 June, 2006, 09:17:48 PM
Dear Grud,that's BEAUTIFUL.

I know I'm just repeating what other folks have said,but MB is truly one of the greats who I remember with great clarity.

I always loved the way his work felt so alive,really dynamic.And it mad my head bendy.

To Masssimo!
*lifts glass*

M.
#2719
Off Topic / Re: Best hangover cures?
22 May, 2006, 07:23:17 PM
For me,if me head's splitting,putting on a nice warm wooly hat seems to work.I really have no explanation why.

Coke and a big bag of crisps and a film.The coke may be diuretic,but you'll replace the lost electrolytes with it and the crisps.

Talking a walk is good-get the blood moving and yer bod processing again.

M.
#2720
Off Topic / Re: What 70's Rock Band are you?.....
19 May, 2006, 09:54:50 PM
Heh! POOFS!

Another Sabber here!

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#2721
General / Re: 'South-er' or 'suther'.........
14 May, 2006, 09:30:08 PM
I was just talking to Mrs Mikey about this...I always said 'suthers' too, but she reckons it's correct pronunciation should be south-ers.

I'm with suthers block!Who you fightin with?

M
#2722
Off Topic / Re: Musical Chinese Whispers.........
10 May, 2006, 06:45:37 PM
Shed Seven-Bully Boy

Mikey hears "You knocked me off my feet and I felt things burst on the concrete"

Song says-"I fell face first on the concrete"

But consider the Cocteau Twins-Mikey hears "gabble yip tv bicycle"

Song says "gabble yip tv bicycle"

M.

#2723
Links / Re: The Banana: An Atheist's Worst...
03 May, 2006, 10:18:14 PM
Well...how does this fit then?

Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2664373.stm" target="_blank">Get 'em while they're yeller!

http://www.ltscotland.org.uk/healthykids/resources/bananas.gif">
#2724
Links / Re: The Banana: An Atheist's Worst...
27 April, 2006, 07:38:56 PM
These berks are just that-berks.They represent Christians like the 9/11 wackos represent Islam-but there's aberk in the Whitehouse who thinks these Christian fundamentalists ideas should be taught alongside 'traditional' biology,which as many people have pointed out is not the place for it.

Like a moth drawn to a flame,i had to get into a row with one of these idiots in the town centre.They had a display board that mis quoted many eminent earth scientists and biolgists.I fit somewhere between,as it happens,and the idiot nearly bust his wee onions that one of the "evil liesmiths" had the audacity to challenge him.

On the age of the Earth he asked how scientists know-radioactivity I replied,ye know,half life?

"Aha!" quoth he"How do scientisits know how long decay takes WHEN THERE WAS NO ONE THERE TO MEASURE THE ORIGINAL ELEMENT!"

So-Chernobyl doen't need contained for at least a couple of centuries?

These twats really get me goat.And the counter argument that scientists are arrogant-no,confident may be more like it.

M.
#2725
Off Topic / Why i love Japan
13 April, 2006, 05:55:10 PM
My money is on Mecha Barbara Streisand!

We should really get the Meknificent 7 together for this...

Link: http://www.newscientist.com/blog/technology/" target="_blank">Fzworp!++Critical shield load!++

#2726
Books & Comics / Re: Oryx and Crake
07 April, 2006, 09:16:18 PM
You mean saying 'hard SF' to differentiate isn't cool anymore?

Arse!

I am inherently distrustful of authors who distance themselves,seemingly at every opportunity,from SF.I know you need to promote genre fiction beyond the ghetto,but it's like all the peeps in work who read the 'adult' cover editions of Harry Potter, isn't it?

M.
#2727
General / Re: Fight Club Style Rules For Lif...
07 April, 2006, 09:19:09 PM
I forgot 'Don't eat the yellow snow'

ANd from the inimitable Max Cannon;
"Never,no matter how nice it smells,drink shampoo"

M.
#2728
General / Re: Fight Club Style Rules For Lif...
07 April, 2006, 07:27:10 PM
Don't take shit off fools.
 
Be one of the good guys,because there's way too many of the bad.

I tried it once-but got my head stuck.

You live in a time when every second counts,but think of a time when millenia counted for nothing.

And a personal favourite-There's no point shoving the finger up the arse once you've shit yerself.

M.
#2729
Off Topic / Re: My balls just fell out of m po...
16 March, 2006, 06:46:52 PM
IIRC,the fashion police of the late 80's/early 90's stated CLEARLY that you must wear underpants to stop your onions dangling out.

So,no.My boys have remained in the barracks in such situations.

M.
#2730
Off Topic / Re: A return to tombs!!!!!......
14 March, 2006, 06:36:39 PM
I have never,NEVER! used cheats for a TR game. It's the pain & confusion I like :)

Yeah-AOD was pants,but I'm willing for one more go at Lara.

I love the Last Crusade BTW-just replayed it

M.