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#101
Film & TV / Red Dwarf is back!!!
27 January, 2009, 08:35:56 AM
//http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7851989.stm

From BBC website:

Cult comedy Red Dwarf is returning to TV, 21 years after its initial launch. The show has been resurrected by digital channel Dave for a two-part Easter weekend special, which sees the cast finally return to Earth. Written and directed by Red Dwarf co-creator Doug Naylor, the new show reunites the line-up, including Coronation Street's Craig Charles.
The hit show, which ran for eight series on BBC Two between 1988 and 1999, won an International Emmy award.

No holds barred
Set three million years into the future, the show followed the exploits of Dave Lister, slovenly crew member of the mining ship Red Dwarf - and the last man in the universe. He was joined in his weekly attempts to make it back to Earth by a cast of oddballs including human hologram Arnold Rimmer, sanitation mechanoid Kryton and Cat - a preening half-man, half-animal who evolved from the ship's cat. At its peak, Red Dwarf pulled in around eight million viewers and was broadcast in more than 25 countries. It has sold more than seven million DVDs and videos. The new two-part series Red Dwarf: Back to Earth will be followed by a "no holds barred" episode without sets, special effects or autocue. The weekend will climax with Red Dwarf: the Making of Back to Earth, a behind-the-scenes special from the new episodes.
#102
Film & TV / Pope TV on You Tube
23 January, 2009, 03:30:42 PM
5.30pm: Bless You!: Our daily visit to St. Thereas's Hospice and Malcolm owns up to lifting the Cassock
6.00pm: Animal Hospital: If animals have no souls is it worth spending money on Thumper after he's savaged by a Terrier
6:30pm: Who's Sin is it Anyway?
7:00pm: Top of the Popes: Will Jean Paul still be Number One
7:30pm: Flagelation Street: Peter's having issues with Rosary when she reveals her Sin at the Convent
8:00pm: Pope-Idol: Auditions week three sees more priests thinking they are the next best Pope
9:00pm: Bishop Swap - this week Senegal and Oldham
9.30pm: Cath O'lick - Inquisition and chat
10.00pm: Choir for Hire: This week the Vatican's own Choral society are hired to sing at a Church Fete in Scarborough
12.00: Midnight Mass
#103
Off Topic / Tony Hart
18 January, 2009, 08:11:01 PM
I know that it's been mentioned on the RIP thread, but I thought that Tony Hart deserves his own thread so that everyone out there can share their memories of this really special guy.

For me the first time I noticed him on telly was Vision On, the programme was weird and quirky, but it worked and if I remember correctly Tony Hart was the person that pulled the team together. The best part was when they used to make the giant paintings on the floor with paint and rollers.

Take Hart was the best though! How many of us on this board sent in pictures to try to get on the gallery? Tony was exceptionally creative and you could tell he put his all into everything he did, every week there was a different theme or idea, and he came up with some amazing ways of creating superb pictures - and never a duff one among them, a pure creative ideas bloke who wanted to share his talent with everyone. I suppose he could have easily gone off and done the art thing, use his skills selfishly rather than share, make dosh and do a Hirst? Nope, he showed kids about how exciting drawing and creativity can be and in doing so inspired thousands - how cool is that!!!

His death leaves a legacy behind - you, me and everyone who was influenced into a career in art, design or other creative media. Tony was an inspiration to all of us, a kind bloke who we used to love watching on telly and who showed us how to draw.

God rest and go in peace mate, thank you.
#104
Off Topic / The Odd facts thread
16 January, 2009, 08:59:57 AM
Heard the fact below yesterday and it appealed to my aspbergeric sense of rightness, so I thought I would start a thread for odd facts...

The Booster Rockets on the Space Shuttle are the shape and size they are because of where they are made and how they are transported. They are made in Ohio and have to be transported to Florida on a train due to their size. The train has to travel over two bridges and it's the width of these bridges that dictates the height and width if the booster rockets. Now then what dictates the width of the bridge - the railway tracks. The tracks are the same width as British tracks because the gauge was set when British colonials initially built the railways (they had all the tools for building these size tracks along with the manufacturing capability). British Track width is dictated by the width of Tram Tracks that existed prior to Railways being built - again the manufacturers had the tools and manufacturing know how etc. for this gauge of track. Tram tracks where built in the ruts in the road left by the coaches that preceded them, the ruts where already dug and it seemed daft at the time not to build the tracks within them. Coaches where built the width they were because they travelled mostly within the ruts left by carts, and chariots before them mainly from the Roman period. Now the width of a Roman chariot was dictated by the average width of a pair of horses backsides side to side.

So the rocketry behind the most advanced travel system known to man was built based on the width of the backsides of two horses from the Roman Period!!!!

Fact
#105
Off Topic / Anyone a Parent Governor?
13 January, 2009, 04:35:16 PM
Is anyone out there a Parent Governor?

I've just been voted in as one and I was wondering if anybody had any tips?

Cheers
#106
Website and Forum / SPAM on this site
09 January, 2009, 09:14:24 AM
It's narking me now the amount of SPAM we keep getting on this forum, how's about this for a suggestion:

When a newbie joins the first ten posts have to be assessed by a moderator? This process is explained upon joining and if there are any level headed people out there who don't mind waiting a while until their post appears, or is placed in the thread but will not appear until the moderator checks, I'm sure initially people would not mind if it cuts down on the amount of idiotic mindless crap that's filtering through.

Some people may say that it's infringing rights for another person to check if their post is reasonable, thought police and all that, but I'm sure it's very easy to spot the difference between SPAM and a legitimate post?

What's everyone think?
#107
This is the main reason really why I didn't enter the December art competition.

I did these illustrations of my kids for my wife for Christmas and she insists I post them up here for you all to see.

Thing is I've had a few people ask me if I'd do them one, but:

I've no idea what to charge - each one took around 6 hours from pencil to finished, scanning the pencils in then inking and colouring in pshop using my trusty Wacom, so there's the printing off charge as well...

I'm thinking of doing it as a sideline to my alter-ego graphic design business...

Any ideas fellow monkeys?



#108
Off Topic / Something to make you smile
08 January, 2009, 09:38:25 AM
Cheer up those winter blues by discovering that someone else in the world is a bigger 'arse' than you :-)

//http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7816336.stm
#110
General / Radical extreme 2000AD Mug pictures
23 October, 2008, 08:22:48 AM
OK Dudes!

After a very challenging last two days a package arrived yesterday which cheered the pants off me.

My 2000AD mugs turned up!

So in homage I'm starting the 2000AD extreme mugs thread, place your pics of your 2000AD mugs doing radical things!!!



(I know it's not that radical but I'm working on it)
#111
I'm marrying the delectable Charlotte on Saturday so she can become the one and only Mrs LARF.

I did suggest a themed wedding but she was adverse to wearing a tight leather outfit and did not want the helmet to obscure her face, eagle shoulder pad aside it was probably for the best.

Does the hive mind have any advice for the success of a happy, and long marriage?
#112
General / Ramon Perez draws Dredd!
17 September, 2008, 01:54:46 PM
Just found this on Ramon Perez's blog, nice...
#113
Off Topic / Marillion - Happiness is the Road
10 September, 2008, 10:02:11 AM
Marillion are releasing Happiness is the Road on the 20th October for FREE!

//http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7606029.stm
#114
Greek postmen, the history of marmalade and opportunities to widen the uses of straw: it seems there is no book too odd to get into print.

For the past 30 years, the Bookseller magazine has awarded a prize to the oddest book title it can find. The first ever winner was Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice...

//http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7598000/7598964.stm
#115
Help! / Freelance web designers
29 August, 2008, 03:15:13 PM
Hi Guys

I'm looking for good reliable responsive and reasonable web designers.

If anyone is interested get in touch.

Cheers
L
#116
Film & TV / War of the World's - what would you do?
19 August, 2008, 07:55:40 AM
Watched the live version of Jeff Waynes' War of the Worlds last night and it got me thinking that it's about time someone else did something similar? But for the life of me I could not think about another Sci-Fi Novel could be turned into a musical like WOTW so I thought I'd throw it out at the Hive Mind and see what sticks?

What novel could be turned into a musical opus? Who would you use to narrate? Who would sing and most importantly who would compose and conduct!

Just a thought  :ugeek:
#117
Absolute classic!

Some InDesign Monkey's not gonna be swinging from any design tree by the end of today...

//http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/7560392.stm
#118
Off Topic / What's your Star Wars Droid number?
13 August, 2008, 04:15:22 PM
Just been playing this with my kids

First Initial of your name, middle name Initial's number in the alphabet, surname initial and your age:

My little lads is L4 M7

I'm M16 M38

Kids think it's cool anyway :-)
#119
Help! / Star Wars Action figure prices
13 August, 2008, 02:23:20 PM
Yo Hive Mind Dude

Just had a bit of a shock searching ebay during my lunchbreak to discover the true value of some packaged, Star Wars 12 back figures I have. Does anyone know where to start in getting them valued, I've discovered the AFA and intend to email them, but they only deal in US figures by the looks of things and these figures are Palitoy. Plus the AFA won't give them a value just a grading, which in turn helps I suppose.

Oh great hive mind can you help?
#120
Off Topic / My Stag party - wish me luck!
01 August, 2008, 12:43:37 PM
I'm off on my Stag weekend in Nottingham tonight so please wish me the best of luck so I have the thrill power to find my way home on Sunday morning when I wake up in a remote field in Scotland dressed as something very unusual and exotic!

If any of you are in the Southbank Bar, Nottingham tonight after 9.30 look out for a guy wearing a black Darth Vader/Pink Floyd T-shirt* and I'll buy you a drink! *alternatively I could be wearing something even more hideous, god knows what my brother has in mind for me!

Apprehension abounds!      :?