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...well kind of. It's an interview about the Zarjaz exhibition.

Wish I'd gone now.

Link: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=925976659311501610&q=2000ad" target="_blank">Zarjaz

Step into a world where you can send teenagers to bed with no supper and tell them to grow up...

Step into a world where teen angst music is replaced by something that provides more aural pleasure than the scraping of a chair leg across sandpaper whilst a cat screams and fingernails scrape down a tramps back

Step into a world where your biggest fear is to be force fed mixed up teenagers thoughts in a mess of verbal bolognaise

Step into a world where black is banned...

etc. bollocks etc.

Let's play spot the mutant...

Spike

Link: http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/tls/trailer/" target="_blank">X3

...longest Title of a Judge Dredd story.

...and, the shortest title of a judge dredd story.

don't know the answer, just though I'd ask as it's Monday and I'm bored.

or even Trol-3? There could be a more lightweight manual and less armoured version called a Basq-8 which enables you to get there quicker but can only carry so much... 10 frags or less?

Hey - you can imagine the tension - Rogue's under fire and pinned down. The only way across to cover is to push the trolley through heavy fire. Only then does he realise he hasn't got a pound coin!!!!!

Dredd - Stupendous. You really want to stick up for Merci and give Dredd the what for. Best in prog this week. - 5

ABC - Agree with Fish Lips, it's lacking something but I can't put my finger on it, maybe it's the fact that all the ABC Warriors are dropping like flies and the characterisation is poor. There's no warmth... - still Flint gives it a 3

Rogue - Not bad, unsure about the artwork, slow story at the moment, and does anyone else think Rogue looks too pumped up?... - 2

Ten-Seconders - Genius!!! I love this strip, it's creepy, twisty, different and has all the best lines... - 5

Fec and All - Can I have my 35p back please (?1.75 / 5 = 35p). This is shite, boring, unfunny and pointless. I mean just look at the strip for starters all the panels are the same size and the artwork's never really floated my boat, it's mundane and tries to be funny on so many levels, but fails like that clown in this weeks episode - although he does get a laugh st the end and I think that I did smile once but that may have just been a large warm fart I let off and scared the dog. Is it trying to be some kind of Buffy parody this story? - because it's just lame... - 0

Sorry chaps but it doesn't work for me.

"Judge Fogg walks his dog, jumps a log, falls in a bog" - prog 136

"The return of Judge Fogg, from the bog with no dog which was crushed by the log that was infromt of the bog but is now on the dog in the bog. Pity Poor Judge Fogg for now he is a Trogg" - prog 769

No idea enlighten me.

"Natalie Portman Craps"?

I wonder if she got to keep any Queen Amidala outfits, you know just to wear at home, round the house...

I see that the crotch plug-in's been used to great effect...

Web fumble..http://www.2000adonline.com/images/fanart/DurhamRedA4.jpg">

...but I like it! I'm off the flagelate myself...http://www.2000adonline.com/functions/image.php?Comic=fanart&choice=DurhamRedA4">

The interview is on the bbc website...

Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctwo" target="_blank">here

'The Human League of Extraordinary Popstars'

How about a bit of Plagarism Gordon?

:-)