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Personally I prefer the otters pocket.

The artwork on this site is beautiful, brilliant website and we have just sent Otter a letter...

http://www.iamotter.co.uk

Oh come on everyone knows its a wig (including the beard!)

Mirkin Man

Marvel / Miracle - In layman's terms what's all the fuss about?*

* I have a business to run, five kids, a spaniel to walk, I need to take a shit from time to time and also eat, I read 2000AD on the steps leading up to the garden with a roll-up and a strong coffee on Saturday morning (everyone knows that this is Dad time - they stay away), I try to lay in on Sunday - unless I have Church, but either way an eight week old gives you as much chance of that as platting piss. I tend to try and read comics on my ipod at night, in bed, but fall asleep - I'm only able to write this because I'm cheating and should be writing invoices - but quite frankly my head hurts. So forgive me if I really don't know what all this fuss is about.

1. Mac Powerbook Pro, 17" 2.5ghz
2. IMac 27" 3.06ghz duo with 1 Tb hard disk - fast, f'in fast, like violently splash fartin a mist of shit that evaporates and just leaves a brown powder in your shorts
3. All my other Macs
4. Iphone 3G
5. Sky+ (god send when you have kids who like Wizards of Waverley lots of money in your face and merchandise)
6. My Wife's iPod Touch - so we can bump together
7. Flip Video MINO camcorder - brilliant, absolutely brilliant
8. .mac for syncing
9. Springer Spaniel
10. Time Capsules for back-up

39 - big 40 next year! I've done my fair share of sheds in my time and I'm desperate to pack up the fags but they attack me even in my sleep!

Seven. My Grandma always used to call after school on Wednesdays with a huge white paper bag full of sweets and two comics for me and my brother 2000AD was one of these along with Battle, Action, Whizzer and Chips, Beano, Dandy. My Gran was ace!

Oooh, this looks sweet - old skool action movie!

Bald guy torturing Stallone - "Who sent you!"

Stallone - "Your hairdresser!"

[THREAD WAR!!!!!!]

Ooooooooooh, it's started

THREAD WAR!!!!!!

Goaty has invaded, Pete Wells' Poland...

Just be careful at the Docs:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/child_health/article6823345.ece

I've got all the original (well most of them) Crisis and I had my Son cataloging them and others over the Summer Hols - an excuse to read back issues and TBH Crisis is like a time capsule, reading back over TWW at the time what felt radical is a bit, well, Mhur, really - patronising, self gratifying and pretentious...

If I where you I'd try and track down some old copies.

They'll put in the alien pogo stick, in post production...

Since when do Police Officers wear outfits like that????

That she looks like Paul Daniels and Basil Brush had a baby... then dropped it

Thanks to YOU I'm now wiping coffee off my monitor, from out of my nose, all over my keyboard and I'm breathing irregularly... still laughing though :-)

That picture deserves to be in the Viz Up the Arse section

WHY!?

Why does everyone and their bloody aunty need to abbreviate? Is the world so fast we nd 2 tk lk ts... so we need to reduce everything to Initials - Doctor Who is not that long a name, is it?

I like the font used on the main logo, but there's no life in the abbreviated version because it's just not necessary...

Bollocks that's what I say...

utter bollocks

RANT over

I think I've just cum