Films that sound like Porn flicks:

[LARF]

Here we go:

Lord of the Rings

[Rob Spalding]

The Big Sleep
The Rules of Attraction
Below
Dr Strangelove
The Punisher
Ed Wood
Snatch
The Bride with White Hair
What Lies Beneath
Nightbreed

[Art]

Actually a porn film, but apparently The DaVinci Load is coming out this year at the same time as the Hanks/Howard film.

[Adrian Bamforth]

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[Carlsborg Expert]

Im surprised no-one suggested Triple X.

Wah Wah Waaah.

[opaque]

Gone in 60 seconds?

[Adrian Bamforth]

"Lord of the Rings"

Lord of the Flies.

ADE

[Meathook]

Flash Gordon became Flesh Gordon! Can anyone remember the Tarzan mickey take cartoon Jungle Burger . It was a film I watched in my teenage years, I think one of the characters had several pairs of breasts and there was an army of marching penis soldiers that "fired of salvos" at our diminutivly attired "hero?"

[Misanthrope]

The Big Red One.

[critter]

Tale of Two Sisters.

critter

[Roger Godpleton]

Aladdin.


In what?

[Banners]

I just got an email with the subject "'Coca-Cola' Win a Player ? DOUBLE ENTRY DAY!!" which kinda makes me think my spam filter needs retuning.

M@

[Dudley]

Death Becomes Her