There is nothing to see here

[Spikes]

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[JayzusB.Christ]

[spoiler]                                                  [/spoiler]

[Trout]

http://www.this-page-intentionally-left-blank.org/

[Goaty]

ok

[JayzusB.Christ]

ok

TL;DR

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

I would suggest that the waveform of this thread in itself, is meaningless and unobservable, but the square of this thread as a function of time, describes the probability of something being posted here.

[von Boom]

I would offer another theory that all the threads on the internet will approach infinity, therefore this thread will have a finite number of posts and as such any finite number over infinity is essentially zero.

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

I would suggest that the waveform of this thread in itself, is meaningless and unobservable, but the square of this thread as a function of time, describes the probability of something being posted here.

I would offer another theory that all the threads on the internet will approach infinity, therefore this thread will have a finite number of posts and as such any finite number over infinity is essentially zero.

Ah, neither of you were here back then, and us old-timers tend not to talk about it, but beware of what you say. You do not know the horror of... thread zero.

[Trout]

Ah, neither of you were here back then, and us old-timers tend not to talk about it, but beware of what you say. You do not know the horror of... thread zero.

Shut up. *glares*

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

Ignore the nay-sayers. It was real. It is real. It will be real again.

It waits, watching from the cracks between your keyboard and lurking behing the pixels of your monitor. Without the holy chant to bind it ("koommm-skree!") there is nothing to stop it rising from its slumber once again.

Fear it. Thread Zero is not gone. It is simply...