Alright son, you've had your fun.

[JimBob]

 Right my laddo, I leave you alone for a while and look at all the mischief you've been up to. Board wars, genral rudery, I wouldn't be surprised to find you'ld been scrumping apples from Mr Thargs garden.
 So run along and play nice, oh and get a hair cut you look like a bunch of hippies.

 Jimbob of Dock Green

[Quirkafleeg]

you forgot the clip round the ear...

[JimBob]

Human rights act schedule 4 part 12 prohibits said clip. Luckily sarcasm and looks of contempt are still (just)legal

[Trout]

"scrumping apples from Mr Thargs garden"

No, but when I was a kid I tried to eat a plastic cup, to see what it was like.

It wasn't nice, so don't try it, kids!

- Trout

[Queen Firey-Bou]

Thank grud...erm non denominational diety person..... youre back Jimbob, its about time we had some law & order around here. its been terrible! more bobbies on the board is what we need, a gals not been safe to post around these parts...well sorta

so did you have good time away ?
did you do exiting adventures or chill out ?

[Proudhuff]

 and I'll tell your ma,

PC Murdoch.

[karne]

Hello there JimBob. I'm sorry I didn't get to greet you upon your initial return, but I had a very good excuse ;) Nice to have you back with us anyway.

Regarding the apple scrumping, I'm having to lie low for a while over that as I took a bite out of a particularly huge green one only to discover it was actually Tharg's head. How likely is that huh?

[karne]

"don't try it, kids!"

Damn you Trouty! Why did you have to say that last bit? You know I'm going to have to go out and try it now don't you?

[James]

Oh man, just as we thought we knew all Karne has to offer he comes out with underlining as well!

[James]

...mygoditworkedwhatarethechancesofthathappening...