CAPTION CONTEST. 25/03/12 - 1/04/12.

[the 'artist' formerly known as Slips]

I checked my ignore list today and its at 8 lol so high. Friends list at 16. Vzzlut, lolsfox and rogermod are on neither... Yet x

I was joking Ive only just come back, Im not in the process of ignoring anyone, yet......

So neither of you are proper weegies then  
Im fae Greenock, now if there is a worst hell hole* in all the world, Id like to know...

*- with the exception of Paisley of course, soap dodgers par excellence....

I'm from Greenock too (grew up in Larkfield area) and can completely agree it's a total and utter f***ing shit hole. I'd nuke it given half a chance.

Alumni of the High School, yes the one on IBM land!   
But to be honest Ive not lived in Greenock (or the village that my mum and sister live in) since 1988 (apart from one year 1994, I think). 

Id keep Cappielow though.....   

[Onlyverysmall]

As a perfectly reasonable half Welsh, half English person, I would say...Screw the Scotch! All the ridiculous religous wankers in NI are bad enough, and the Scotch want to copy them? Wankers. All religious people are fools. Do I win?

[JOE SOAP]

As a perfectly reasonable half Welsh, half English person, I would say...Screw the Scotch! All the ridiculous religous wankers in NI are bad enough, and the Scotch want to copy them? Wankers. All religious people are fools. Do I win?

Isn't Scotch, a whiskey or a brand of tape etc. It's Scot, I believe.

You screw the Scotch and your skin-chimney'll be in a right state afterwards.

[Onlyverysmall]

Screw the Joe Soapce too! Have I won yet?

[Onlyverysmall]

Yet again it seems I have killed a thread;
a) I was joking
b) I'm pretty sure Joe knows I'm joking, and
c)'skin chimney' is DEFINITELY my new favourite way of of referring to ones penis.

[Hoagy]

TAKE YOU MEGA CITY GOK FASHION MAKEOVER ELSEWHERE CREEPS !

That's what Dredd would say.

[Onlyverysmall]

"Oh, get off, I just dry-cleaned this suit, are you poofs or something, well you keep touching me,... wait, don't go away, I wasn't complaining."

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

SHAKARA

[Onlyverysmall]

As a Guardian-reading socialist-liberal who has just been on a Monty Pythonathon, I would like to object to my own casual use of the word "poof" last night when I was drunk. I'm in two minds as to whether it is acceptable. I wonder how many 'ignore's I have built up so far. Have I killed this thread again?

[Gavin_Leahy_Block]

Where's My Jam Doughnut?

[the 'artist' formerly known as Slips]

The term poof is only acceptable when used in the term "Poofland" and referring to England!  Fact! *


*absolutely sketch featuring radical Scots poer McGlashan....... 

[Onlyverysmall]

The term poof is only acceptable when used in the term "Poofland" and referring to England!  Fact! *


*absolutely sketch featuring radical Scots poer McGlashan....... 

I absolutely adore Absolutely, got the boxset surprisingly cheap. John Sparkes is my favourite...