Predictive Text Comedy Gold

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

Anyone encountered any moments of comedy through the hidden hand or predictive text?

Today, I was asked to "femininely take action" by a colleague. Rather than "definitely".

I've also had the joy of somoeone looking for "advice re fees for pubic appearances".

Any more for any more?

[Professor Bear]

While doing a search for cheap psychiatrists in my local area, my phone corrected the text so it read "kill jews."

[I, Cosh]

I genuinely have to be constantly on guard for my phone replacing every other word with "cunts". Fine when it's to your mates, not so amusing when it's your uncle.

[HdE]

I once sent a text message to a lady friend which was supposed to say 'See you at the station. Finished work early so I can pick you up'


Somehow, 'Finished work' became 'Finnish Whore'.

Questions were asked.

[judda fett]

My manager asked if I'd seen the rota she left in the office and autocorrect informed her that "I saw your tits thanks". While typing this on my phone it just substituted rota for tits again. Tits on the brain my phone.

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Well I have speech  unrecognizable system on my phone.

It "translated" the sentence" Henry discovered it while looking for books on amazon..."

To " Hairy man dick while..."

Then it sent it to a friend before I could stop it.