Ye Ballade of Kynge Trouttman & Quene Fiery Bou

[Dounreay]

Huzzah to the Zeep and his mighty banjo.

The muse is strong in this one.

A tough one to match but I must try...

[Capt.Zeep]

Cheers Doun, not treading on yr tootsies I hope!

Never forget that the way of the minstrel involves ornamentation, exaggeration and much that is pure invention.  (Not to mention the odd bit of plagiarism).

Keep a good head and always carry a lightbulb!

[Queen Firey-Bou]

oO OO i got a song ! it goes...

"there was an old man who had a cupof tea , tra la la , tum tee tee, he drank that tea diddle dee dee, la la la....."

and so on ....good eh !

[Malchidiel]

"there was an old man who had a cupof tea , tra la la , tum tee tee, he drank that tea diddle dee dee, la la la....."

Is that your Eurovision entry Bou, 'cos I reckon you're onto a winner with that.

[Trout]

"Come back your Maj"

I was only gone for a little while. I know you all feel terribly bereft when I leave, so I wouldn't abandon my pathetic followers...

- Trout

[Wils]

"I did do tea...lots of times...*and* biscuits."

[Capt.Zeep]

Thanks for the points, oh scaly one, I shall use them on my portcullis methinks, well the old ones were getting blunt.  And I shall take the sigh as one of pleasure rather than resignation.  (not for the first time I might add).