Attention Pencil Monkeys!

[Max Kon]

Whay! Now why couldn't the trout have reward my loyalty in silver? or even vodka? No wait, he's already done the vodka. hmmm....

[Bolt-01]

Well done to all involved.

Roll on pt 3!

Bolt-01

[Demon Chicken]

Yay! My horribly shoddy artwork sees the light of day!!

[Queen Firey-Bou]

well it was one of the pages that  made me chortle loudest, & not in a mean way !

lets here it for irn bru !

Bliadhna mhath ur !

[Jared Katooie]

Bigtime respects to Bou and Max(!) for their humorous pages.

Well done everyone though. Except Bear.

[Bico]

It looks even worse than I'd thought.  Bollocks.  Ah well, it's only a laugh, eh?  (sobs quietly)
I'd bitch-slap you, Jared, but I fear that the impact would shatter the girly bones of your feeble man-child body, and the fact that everyone can see your contribution quite clearly is punishment enough.

[Max Kon]

Thanks jared. And Bear: I liked yours alot.

[Jared Katooie]

"It looks even worse than I thought."

Oh yes. It's so terrible isn't it? Please comfort me fellow boarders, I who have no confidence in my abilities and lack any self esteem. Tch, artistic ponce.

"the fact that everyone can see your contribution quite clearly is punishment enough"

Hmpf. Shows what you know. Thats art a la Merde. It's all deep and ironic and stuff. Soon everyoune will be drawing wavy lines and crude shapes like that. Even the POPE!

[Bolt-01]

Actually Jared, your shows a large amount of improvement on the work you've posted before, whereas the bear has earned himself an invite for Futurequake in the new year.

Bolt-01

[Bico]

I notice Jared doesn't even DARE draw attention to the threat of a bitch-slap - I have but to wave my hand in the air, and in a week's time, the slight breeze created by the movement of my hand through the air will have travelled from where I now sit and impact upon his paper-like frame, crushing him like some elaborate, ass-faced origami structure.
Beware the bear, man-boy!

[Jared Katooie]

Bear:

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.

The threat of being slapped has got me mightily frightened indeed Bear! Do you also intend to pull my hair and scrape me with your fingernails?

Anyway, lets not go off-topic again or we'll get in trouble with Shakara...

Bolt:

Many thanks, although improving on my previous "artwork" is no great achievement. ;)

[Bico]

You've got me quaking in my boots, you bog-trotting bitch.

Oh wait, that's the tummy-bug that has dragged me from the pub on New Year's F*CKING Eve!  GRRRRR!



































The sad thing is, I'm not even joking.

[Dudley]

Top laughs from Demon Chicken and Bear there.

[Devons Daddy]

i have just enjoyed this for the first time.

a brillant,often very good art, witty and very enjoyable thread.
all involved first class stuff.

this is the webs finest place.

[Trout]

Absolute class!

There's no end of fun and death there. Well done to all, except Jared and his bizarre triangle.

He shows no respect.

- Trout