Save a Rabbit from a Horrible Death

[Byron Virgo]

Donate to the site linked underneath if you want to help save the life of a tiny defenceless bunny rabbit.

Alternatively, donate nothing if you would like to see it slaughtered and eaten in an enjoyably cruel manner.

Link: http://www.savetoby.com/" target="_blank">Save Toby

[Art]

Mmmm... Feral Rabbit.

[Byron Virgo]

Can ya taste the love?

[Noisybast]

Impressively, he's managed to amass over $17,000 so far. The power of emotianal blackmail, eh?

[shazhughes]

can I see the rabbits now?

[Art]

Tsk. If the guy really wants to eat a rabbit he found "under his porch" which had been "attacked by an alleycat" the I say let him do it, and suffer the hideous tapeworm infestation that will no doubt follow.

[Misanthrope]

Another urban legend raises its head.

Link: http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp" target="_blank">Save Toby

[Jared Katooie]

You've got to respect someone who's willing to blackmail people in such an original way though.

[House of Usher]

I was going to refuse to comment, because expressing an opinion is what he would want people to do. That, and send him money.

But I can't resist. A joke's a joke, but don't expect me to waste my sentiment. If you want to eat the rabbit, just eat the goddamn rabbit.

[Max Kon]

haha, the sites down now. Now Byron, why did you set up that site?

[Tordelbach]

Is Snopes the single greatest resource on the internet (present company excepted), or what?  Myth-debunking, rabbit care instructions and animal welfare links all at once.  Repeating its many words of wisdom makes me very unpopular at parties, though.... What a site!

[House of Usher]

Thanks for the snopes link, Ratty. I'm too clueless to actually find the 'Toby' story debunk page by looking up snopes on google and working from their story menu. The shortcut is much appreciated.

[House of Usher]

Ah. That'd be because I expected it to be under the heading 'callous cruelty', not 'crusader habit'.

Two words: bonsai cats. An old joke, but I thought it might involve judicious pruning, not growing them in a bottle....

Link: http://www.bonsaikitten.com/" target="_blank">Don't look, you'll only encourage them!

[Devons Daddy]

i was looking for the link to offer far better ways to prepare toby
but there does not seem to be one.
can any one forward this suggestion.

TOBY with pesto.
roasted over apple wood and hedge row mint leaves.

one little fluufy rabbit,
(skinned of course,and prefebaly not live)

rub flesh with sea salt and liberally dust with crushed balck pepper,

place meat in a bowl of fresh pesto and allow to soak overnight.

take marinated bunny and lighty brush with virgin olive oil.

slowly spit roast toby the bunny over a BBQ of apple wood chips and fresh mint leaves,allow the flames to leap and then slowly fade to an amber colour of the setting sun.

for presentation in dining to the children from across the road whom have been helping fatten toby up.

serve with the lettuce you have left in the fridge from his last supper. and a some freshly shaved parmesan cheese.

next week
crusty TORTOISE with garlic and grilled onions and balsimco dressing.

just watch all the complaints  about this posting.
ok to avoid them i promise to post a vegetarain dish later.happy now.
 

[doktor bee]

that guys a bastard. that poor rabbit probally trusts him and he is black mailing people in to giving him money. i hope he gets a sexual disease.