Ghost Rider: Here's the bike!

[Richmond Clements]

Weather the movie will be any good at all, I don't know, but this looks cool.

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[Trout]

Hahahahahaaaaaaa!

That's hopelessly impractical.

What happens if you get stopped at the lights, and Transco are working on a gas main?

Comics are clearly stupid and I will never read another one.

- Trout

[Tanky]

I don't care how impractical it is!

GIMME!!!

[Art]

You'll be dismissing having a flaming skull floating in midair as practical alternative to the crash helmet next.

(persoanlly I'm disapointed at the visible tires - ideally the bike would just have big circles of flame for wheels)

Anyway, I'm off work on my design for a robot with chainsaws instead of legs.

[Trout]

Chainsaws?

It'll never work. FOOOOOOOOL!

[Art]

You say that now, but wait till it pirouettes up to you and delivers a wicked bruce-lee style flip-kick.

It can fire grappling hooks out of it's nostrils too.

[Trout]

I bet it rides a quad bike or a monster truck.

Anyway, comics are clearly rubbish, but don't get me started on Star Trek.

Inertial dampers? Fuck off.

[longmanshort]

Well, considering how close the flames from the rear wheel are getting to the seat, I assume Ghost Rider has a ready supply of asbestos-lined pants ...

[Trout]

Perhaps he could be fuelling the wheels himself, as a root vegetable-based methane thing?

- The Trout raises the tone to gutter-level again

[Art]

Inertial dampers? Fuck off.

Hey, you try accelerating from zero to several times light speed without some kind of pseudo science gobeldy-gook to buffer you and see where you end up - as a very thin smear of paste on the back window of your spaceship, I'd bet.

[Trout]

Shut up, Wyatt.

And how the hell can that box be bigger on the inside than the outside?

That's just crap claptrap, that is.

Man-eating wheelie bins, my big fat fishy arse.

[Tweak72]

when the hell did Ghost Rider have a chopper? was that Johnny Blaze era?

[longmanshort]

longmanshort tries not to think of Trout's big fat fishy arse ... it was bad enough the first time ...

[Art]

Yeah, we want a bike with a weird chunk of sheet metal on the front. This ones more like something from Orange County Choppers.

Link: http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/amchopper/amchopper.html" target="_blank">http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/amchopper/amchop

[Bolt-01]

Ha Ha Ha!

Welcome back Trouty!

Bolt-01