The crappest 2000ad swearword of all

Jayzus B. Christ · 18 May, 2002, 06:40:15 AM

If whoever it was that was compiling 2000ad swearwords is still looking for them, I've just remembered the shittest swearword 2000ad ever used. It was in a really dodgy story in the early 90's , called Trash, I think, and it was this: 'Blip'. As in 'Get the blip outta here', or 'blippin' hell'.
If anyone remembers a less convincing swearword in 2000ad, I'll award them a fish and a packet of clothespegs.

nemesis · 18 May, 2002, 06:48:04 AM

im sure such glittering prizes will have us all rushing to the back catalouge!

malkymac · 18 May, 2002, 04:55:52 PM

Stomm! is one you never see anymore. I remember a really crap future shock where the character kept saying things like "jog me!" or "Well I'll be a jogging dutchman!".

SovietSam · 18 May, 2002, 06:32:47 PM

IM A FUZZY FARIE!#@###%$^%***$

Jayzus B. Christ · 18 May, 2002, 08:04:23 PM

Jesus wept, that's bad. I think the prizes have to go to you, and I think I'll even throw in a bonus prize of a bucket of onion netting.
'You killed my brother, you mother jogger! Jog you! You jog! YOU JOGGIN' JOG!'

Wood · 18 May, 2002, 10:05:59 PM

In fact, wasn't the whole twist in that FS predicated around the fact that the guy used 'Jog' and 'jogging' as an expletive?

Jayzus B. Christ · 18 May, 2002, 11:25:29 PM

I'm fascinated now. Tell me more, because I think I missed that one.

JimBob · 18 May, 2002, 11:34:12 PM

Shut your jogging mouth uncle jogger.

malkymac · 19 May, 2002, 05:29:54 AM

Yeah. The guys for some reason lost all memory of who they were nad ended up going for a run because the word 'jog' was used and they were all stripped to their shorts. I think..

Trout · 19 May, 2002, 08:16:02 PM

Absolutely right, Mac.

They all had their minds wiped by time-travelling criminals.

And yes, jog and blip were very, very bad.

I still have a soft spot for "snut" (early Robohunter) as the very worst ever.

Mind you, inclusion in Trash will get extra points for "blip."

Hootin' Heck!

MikeD

Jayzus B. Christ · 19 May, 2002, 09:26:09 PM

Hang on. Being too young to remember early Robohunter, did John Wagner invent the word 'snut'? I thought it was Mark Millar. You'd expect it from him. I'm very, very disappointed, do you hear me?

The Love Doctor · 22 May, 2002, 03:50:47 PM

I think "Truck" was probably a bit of jog. Joggin' load of jogs bollocks that was.

doc the confused

O Lucky Stevie! · 24 May, 2002, 09:27:47 AM

i've got a bit of a soft spot for "slushpop!" from bad company (& no, i don't speak krool, but just look at the context it's used in).

i've wet my knickers!
steven l'enfant terrible