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You know you have the flu when....
« on: 10 November, 2005, 06:14:32 PM »
Vernon Kay comes on the TV, but you can't pick yourself up of the bed to throw the TV out of the window....

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Re: You know you have the flu when...
« Reply #1 on: 10 November, 2005, 06:53:58 PM »
...you sneeze on a chicken and it dies instantly

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Re: You know you have the flu when...
« Reply #2 on: 10 November, 2005, 06:55:28 PM »
wow, that's one powerful sneeze!

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Re: You know you have the flu when...
« Reply #3 on: 10 November, 2005, 06:57:37 PM »
uhm... reference to avian (i.e bird) flu

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Re: You know you have the flu when...
« Reply #4 on: 10 November, 2005, 07:12:23 PM »
The doctor says "It's flu."
Hmm, just pretend I wrote something witty eh?

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Re: You know you have the flu when...
« Reply #5 on: 10 November, 2005, 07:41:55 PM »
when you are sat at the breakfast table and you mumble to your wife thats she looks fine this morning,then, when shes asks what you said you say sorry love what I meant to say is YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE YOU BITCH!









Ill get me coat.

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Re: You know you have the flu when...
« Reply #6 on: 10 November, 2005, 10:00:39 PM »
get well sooon Mr flu !

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Re: You know you have the flu when...
« Reply #7 on: 11 November, 2005, 05:25:11 AM »

..you find yourself eating instant custard and watching Incredible Hulk TV show video clips.

Link: you'll need Real Player..

Obviously you're not a golfer.

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Re: You know you have the flu when...
« Reply #8 on: 11 November, 2005, 08:39:37 AM »
...you no longer have the flying.

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Re: You know you have the flu when...
« Reply #9 on: 11 November, 2005, 11:05:43 AM »
..the flying what?

....when you feel as old as W.Deedes actually is.

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Re: You know you have the flu when...
« Reply #10 on: 11 November, 2005, 02:02:41 PM »
Enya comes on the radio and you just don't have the energy to stick the knitting needles in to your ears.

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Re: You know you have the flu when...
« Reply #11 on: 11 November, 2005, 03:09:21 PM »
enya? dear god man, you could always try drowning in your lemsip ?