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Started by longmanshort, 22 December, 2005, 06:24:33 PM

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Devons Daddy

had a hong kong manager called SUNSHINE wong once.

made me smile.
I AM VERY BUSY!
PJ Maybe and I use the same dictionary, live with it.

NO 2000ad no life!

Large48

Years ago did some work for a company called

Wayne Kerrs Electronics down near Bognor....

[size=40]Train Hard - Run Fast - Hit to Kill[/size]

radiator

ha! used to work in a hotel in chichester and wayne kerrs always had conferences there. always made me laugh

Floyd-the-k

there's a Floyd Kermode here, but I think he's fictional

there was a Vicky Pollard, which is not innately funny, but a coincidence

hag


i used to have a boss called debbie harry.

and i used to have a school friend who's second name was dyke, that became a deed poll job as soon soon as she could.

Dunk!

When i worked at Habitat one of the regular customers was Mr Willy.

Always brought on fits of childish giggling.
"Trust we"

Banners

If anyone has a problem with the surname Dyke then they are silly.

M@

Funt Solo

I'm sure I've already mentioned it, but there was a customer we had called Mr Oola.

OOOOOOOH-LAAAAAAAA!

Altogether now:  "the chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one, he said (ahh, ahh)..."
An angry nineties throwback who needs to get a room.

Satanist

"When i worked at Habitat one of the regular customers was Mr Willy. "

Thats my mates surname. She saw a cracking flat but couldnt bring herself to make an offer cos it was on Dick street. Honest.

In my life I have met 3 Eddie Murphys. Not one of them the real deal and they were all fat.
Hmm, just pretend I wrote something witty eh?

Buttonman

I work in an insurance office and we once had a Mandan Singh at the counter. We had to tell him to stop as we didn't have a music licence.

Also met a poor child of the 60's called Roc Starrs, but my favourite was the man whose dog pissed on his video, Watson Horseley. Not a pun but a great name.

Tordelbach

My favourite work weirdness was a pair of engineers called Buggy and Beetlestone, who I couldn't help imagining as working for Indigo Prime.

In school, I had a music teacher called Mister Kuntz, and a lovely classmate with the crushing moniker of Lucy Klitz.  

House of Usher

Music teacher at my school was called Mr Hiscock.

And I was in a supermarket once when there was an announcement summoning "Mrs Hoar to the pick-up point".
STRIKE !!!

johnnystress

A guy at work is called Armen - he's from Armenia

which is almost funny

I, Cosh

A friend had told me years ago about Mr. Ramjam Funkyboogaloo-Smythe and I'd always thought he was talking crap. Reading this thread, I thought I'd Google him, and it seems he's real!!

I believe he has a brother.

Mr. Koolandthegang Funkyboogaloo-Smythe.

Link: http://www.pembrokeshire.gov.uk/content.asp?id=7753&nav=116&parent_directory_id=101" target="_blank">Ram It!

We never really die.

SamuelAWilkinson

Nobody warned me I would be so awesome.