Drunk posting

[I, Cosh]

I'm not much of a one for messageboards and what have you.

Some of them have a lively nightlife and others shut down at five o'clock, but the special few have tolerance for the guy who comes in from the pub and types a lot of pish.

How does this one rate on the bevvy-merchant scale?

[House of Usher]

At this time of night we're usually sober insomniacs, night workers or lazy sods during the day who have to stay up to finish work they took home with them because the boss might be back tomorrow.

As to yourself, you're doing remarkably well - no typos or grammatical errors that I can see. How much did you say you'd had to drink?

[Art]

Really you should pick some kind of random fight, preferably with a well liked and generaly peacable boarder.

[El Spurioso]

Fuck off and die, Wyatt.  What gives you the right to say THAT?

(etc etc)


Happy to help.

[Satanist]

I'm more of a still pished from the night before kind of guy. Like today.

Ya Friggggaz, Yer ma best mate ya Bassssssssa!8 Ace pal.

Cheers!

[Dudley]

A fair few years back, I was a member of an email discussion list for Native American literature.  It was a very active list, unsurprisingly as it included just about every eminent academic in the field and a fair number of the writers we were all studying, and had that lovely American courtesy and professionalism about a lot of the writing.  One night I got very drunk (very, very drunk) and posted an email to the list.  That went something along the lines of ?I think the fucking on the always shittinghell yourwritingsgreatin the nght but sorrrrrrrry cos I am a bit pissed hope you all and well I never fcknig tell it the moment?.  This went on for well in excess of 4000 words.  

Apart from one of the top professors in my chosen field emailing me privately to ask sincerely and with great concern if I wanted to talk about it (and offering counselling as he had had alcoholism in the family), not one of the 200+ list members replied to the post or ever mentioned the incident again.  

[WoD]

I love duds...I thought it was just me who did sort of thing...

[I, Cosh]

I try to be precise with my typing at all times and when I'm pissed I get a bit like old alkys who talk very slowly and carefully so as not to slur their words and sound like an alky.

I'd had a 6 or 8 pints of Staropramen, which was sufficient to ensure I didn't get to my Advanced Oracle Development class at 11 this morning!

[SamuelAWilkinson]

Typing skills are always the last to go...

[thrillpowerseeker]

hey getting pissed and typing a load of old bollocks never did me any harm..

in fact I recommend it..

you are what you drink and I'm a BITTER man..

[thrillpowerseeker]

And when you've had your fill of drunkposting you can always stop off at the Database Chatroom for some drunkchat..unless your me that is(BANNED)..

Wake how about a review of your ban?..its been a year now...Maxine Carr did less porridge than this..

[House of Usher]

Tasteful.

[Trout]

Duds: :-)

TPS: :-(

- Trout

[Matt Timson]

Oh dear...

[I, Cosh]

SO tonight I went out to see my mate's band (again) and inadvertently had six pints of Premium Strength Continental Lager...

Which one of you wants it first?! EH?! EH?!

Goodnight