Star Wars 3 - print this out and keep it!

[Thread Zero]

It's the best thing I have seen on the net about the new trilogy.

I think George Lucas should read this before he shoots a single frame
of Episode 3!

 
Comment: It seems that Lucas still has quite a lot of plot to squeeze
into Ep III . . . it'll have to be at least 3 hours long. Consider: 1.
We have to see some more of the Clone Wars. 2. Anakin has to slowly
turn to the Dark Side. 3. Palpatine has to be made Emperor. 4. Anakin
has to pledge himself to the Emperor. 5. We have to finally learn more
about the Sith Lords, who they are, and how they came to be. 6. Anakin
& Padme's marriage has to start to fall apart. 7. Anakin's Turning
Point, where he becomes a Sith Lord. 8. Padme has to get pregnant. 9.
Padme has to be gotten away from Anakin before he finds out she's
preganant. 10. The children, once born, have to be adopted by the
Lars' and the Organas. 11. The Emperor must be revealed as Darth
Sidious. 12. The Sith Lords (presumably with the help of the clone
army) must wipe out the Jedi (presumably in a series of long,
protracted battles). 13. There must be a climactic battle between
Obi-Wan and Anakin, at the end of which Anakin must be so horrifically
wounded that he can only survive by wearing the mask for the rest of
his life. 14. Obi-Wan and Yoda must retreat to their respective hiding
places and await Luke's coming of age in Episode IV. 15. Anakin must
complete his transformation into Darth Vader by putting on the
costume, and dubbing in James Earl Jones' voice. Sounds like a hell of
a lot of plot for one movie. I just hope Lucas can pull it off.
 

So do....so do I!

Seriously, print this out and keep it for 3 years. After you see Episode 3, see if all the above is in the film!

scojo

[kertap]

Theres a problem there with 13.

13. There must be a climactic battle between
Obi-Wan and Anakin, at the end of which Anakin must be so horrifically
wounded that he can only survive by wearing the mask for the rest of
his life.

The first time obi-wan fought vader was on the DS. Anakin fell into a pit of acid/lava (not sure) and that's why he wears the suit.

[Oddboy]

It took me about 2 minutes to read that.
Don't see why it can't all fit into 2 hours.
All it needs is a directer good enough to leave out crap unnecessary scenes.

O dear.