Glitter guilty

[Quirkafleeg]

Three years.

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[Matt Timson]

...but out just in time for Christmas.

>:(

[Buttonman]

He apparently got caought on a beach in Vietnem. A local policeman had to tell him to get out his sun. Or something like that.

[House of Usher]

Is that a pun? In full pedantic mode, I will point out that to all outward appearances child molester Gary Glitter is all about 'the clam'.

[Buttonman]

'Get out of my daughter' takes away all the puntastic joy from my bon mote which is hereby withdrawn.

I'm sure he'll adapt in prison though, and hopefully it'll open all new outlets for him. (buggered in the showers to avoid any confusion)

[judge dreddd]

sicko, they should whip him, and then throw him in jail for a longggg time

[The Amstor Computer]

D'you wanna be in my (chain) gang?

[Satanist]

So when in prison where exactly will Gary Glitter take it up?

[Mikey]

The Rick Whitter of course!

[Art]

It must really annoy him that he'll never have the kind of pop superstardom or millions of dollars in money that allows Michael Jackson to have virtual immunity in these cases.

Also he's looking even creepier these days...http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41396000/jpg/_41396810_glitter203_getty.jpg">

[Satanist]

"3 years you say, Well thats a bit old for my tastes but it'll have to do...What was that...Oh right."

[Bolt-01]

You really 'are' satan aren't you?

That was funny, but bad.

Bolt-01

[Trout]

"It's a conspiracy!" screams Glitter.

Yes, Gary. That really makes you seem sane and believable.

You evil fucker.

- Trout

[Artificial Idiot]

It was the way he said 'By you know who!' afterwards that cracked me up...

[Adrian Bamforth]

I never read the tabloids but presumably they all used the 'Glitter Banned' pun years ago...

ADE