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DavidXBrunt

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2000A.D. advertising slogans
« on: 14 April, 2006, 10:10:35 PM »
A simple but fun way to generate publicity slogans for 2000 A.D.

Or if you're really childish you could just put the word 'cock' in the generator instead.

Link: It's theat 2000A.D. feeling


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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans...
« Reply #1 on: 14 April, 2006, 10:17:03 PM »
'Beware of expensive cock.'

Sound advice there...

As you were then :)

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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans...
« Reply #2 on: 14 April, 2006, 10:31:14 PM »
"Happiness is Cock-Shaped."

"If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Cock."

"Behold the Power of Cock."


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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
« Reply #3 on: 14 April, 2006, 10:32:12 PM »
"Ding-Dong! Cock Calling!"

That's too funny.

"Don't Just Book It, Cock It."
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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
« Reply #4 on: 14 April, 2006, 10:35:48 PM »
"Cock: The Other White Meat."
"Plink, Plink, Cock."

This never stops being funny. Except for this one, which is WAAAAY wrong:

"Silly Rabbit, Cock is for Kids."
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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans...
« Reply #5 on: 14 April, 2006, 10:48:52 PM »
Vagina's quite good as well (that's not a slogan, but these are):

"I Wish I Were a Vagina Weiner."

"Schtop! This Vagina is not Ready Yet!"

"Step Into The Vagina."
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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
« Reply #6 on: 14 April, 2006, 11:44:15 PM »
I was gonna try 'Apathy' but I couldn't be arsed.

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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
« Reply #7 on: 14 April, 2006, 11:45:48 PM »
Or, if you don't like apathy you could try masturbation.
uhm...
Good Honest Masturbation Since 1896.
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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
« Reply #8 on: 15 April, 2006, 01:50:27 AM »
"Wow! I Could Have Had a Felching!"

"Gives A Meal Felching-Appeal"

"Welcome To Felching Country"

"Felching Keeps Going and Going"

"It's Felching Time"

"Super Felching is Almost Here"

"Wouldn't You Rather Be Felching?"

"Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Felching!"

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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
« Reply #9 on: 15 April, 2006, 01:57:26 AM »
Nobody better lay a finger on my arse

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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
« Reply #10 on: 15 April, 2006, 02:02:38 AM »
Oh and just because I was curious I typed in HIS name and got...

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Scojo.

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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
« Reply #11 on: 15 April, 2006, 02:06:01 AM »
Shake the Bottle, Wake the Yoghurt Cannon.


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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
« Reply #12 on: 15 April, 2006, 04:20:56 AM »
"Made to Make Your Arse Water..."

Just imagining that as a jingle...

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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
« Reply #13 on: 15 April, 2006, 05:16:44 AM »
"There's Always Room For Boobies"
"When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Boobies."
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Re: 2000A.D. advertising slogans.....
« Reply #14 on: 15 April, 2006, 08:37:49 AM »
I can't believe it's not vagina.

Let the vagian begin.

You always have time for vagina.

The vagina bars are on me.