World's Worst... Tattoos

[Quirkafleeg]

Just remembered this from a while back... the perils of getting a Japanese / Chinese tat from someone who doesnt really understand the languange... I seem to remember they wanted 'Big Flow' (some rapping term I term). They got...

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[johnnystress]

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[Queen Firey-Bou]

i'm gonna barf my breakfast.

2 shit tatts stand out for me amid the shittness, at one tatt studio i frequented, where the walls tend to be bedecked with fine examples of the artists work, there was a photo, which i had to stare at for the 4/5 hours i was sat there, of someone who had a large tatt of ...

a massey ferguson tractor.

then at another place, now cartoon characters are all good & well ( tho hell will freeze over before i'd get one, no matter how small tasteful or amusing ).. but there was a pic of a womans back which was COMPLETELY covered with tweety pie, a big giant yellow bird on yer back. what, the fuck ?

that tiger full body job sounds good, the leapard man hermit fella lives 25 miles from here, he's completely covered.. was at one point the record holder for most covered or something. he tends to wear shades & hat etc when out in public tho.

[Funt Solo]

Oh - the leopard man - they made a documentary about him years ago, and they were going for the "he's a bit nuts" angle, but it backfired.  He was in a supermarket on the mainland, dressed in a loincloth, and the interviewer was going "normally, you live on your island totally nude, so why are you covering yourself up now", to which he replied "I'm in a supermarket".

He was wonderfully sane and normal, for someone who's painted themselves up as a leopard and lives as a hermit on a (relatively) remote Scottish island.

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That Golden Girls tat pretty much takes the biscuit.  I mean - just why?  And why Mount Rushmore?  

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That woman must get sick of boyfriends going "I tawt I taw a puddy-cat!"

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The massey ferguson tractor - he wasn't from Ross-Shire, by any chance?  It wouldn't surprise me that much - I noticed a lot of kids at school were into tractor-pron.

[Queen Firey-Bou]

ross shire !? why this was at Inverness, and at that point there were no other tattooists in the area so i think we can safely assume the massey belonged to a black isle/ dingwall farmboy.

theres now a fella does tatts in ding', & his anecdotes include the swaztica request, the woman who nearly came when he tattoed her back & the competition with his mate to tattoo the wierdest place.. the mate won, with doing eyes on someones balls. tho as a woman, i was more grossed out by the eyelid & toungue stories.

[Matt Timson]

"I'm in a supermarket"

Heh- class...

[johnnystress]

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[Dudley]

Congrats, Johnny - you finally got round to it, then?

[TordelBack]

Now y'see if I was getting a Chewie tattoo, I'd get it somewhere that'd have better conversation value in the pub...  "Hey babe, wanna stroke my Wookiee?", and so forth.  You just know you'd be fighting them off...  Ah well, a nerd can dream.

[johnnystress]

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[Matt Timson]

I love my wife and child.  I don't want them tattooed on my back.

[Byron Virgo]

Is that some sort of wily viral marketing for a Hills Have Eyes sequel?

"I love my wife and child. I don't want them tattooed on my back."

Well, perhaps you just don't love them enough then...

[TordelBack]

In fairness, by having them on his back, that chap never has to actually look at those ugly ugly faces...  

I can imagine the uses:

"Honeybun, you never spend any time with me and the young'uns"
"But sweetcheeks, I went and got that thar tattoo so we'd never be apart...."

[ming]

Let darkness triumph over light!  Aaiiiieeee!!

Between that latest one and the Golden Girls one above, I just can't get the mutie Mount Rushmore out of my mind...

[Tweak72]

I once knew a guy in my home town who had
"FUCK PIGZ" tattooed on his forehead...
... Backwards. I am not kidding.