Eurovision - hear me now!

[Bico]

Says it all, really -

"Dear Brian, why did you ever think you could write a book? Also, does sperm from the Republic taste different from sperm from the north?"

[Max Kon]

omg!

[Satanist]

I saw that Daz thing last night and thought it was like something off Brass Eye.
I like to think the public voted for him so we can all watch as he dies on his arse.

[Tanky]

Usually I try to ignore Eurovision, but this year...


VOTE FINLAND!

Who's the baltic reggae act? I might know them!

[Quirkafleeg]

Oh dear Lordi

Link: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6666637566522776701&q=lordi" target="_blank">Not as good as Daz

[pauljholden]

It's Arockalypse!

I'm offering a prayer to the Rock & Roll Angels that this song wins.

(Lyrics: http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Hard-Rock-Hallelujah-lyrics-Lordi/69711A34D9FED2A04825712000081173'>here)

- pj
The walls come down like thunder
The rocks about to roll
It's The Arockalypse
Now bare your soul

[Noisybast]

Ahem...

There's a pulse in the new-born sun;
A beat in the heat of noon;
There's a song as the day grows long,
And a tempo in the tides of the moon.
It's all around us and it's everywhere,
And it's deeper than Royal blue.
And it feels so real you can feel the feeling!
And that's The Majesty Of Rock!
The fantasy of Roll!
The ticking of the clock,
The wailing of the soul!
The prisoner in the dock,
The digger in the hole,
We're in this together...and ever...
In the shade of a jungle glade,
Or the rush of the crushing street,
On the plain, on the foamy main,
You can never escape from the beat.
It's in the mud and it's in your blood
And its conquest is complete.
And all that you can do is just surrender.
To the Majesty of Rock!
The Pageantry of Roll!
The crowing of the cock,
The running of the foal!
The shepherd with his flock,
The miner with his coal,
We're in this together...and ever...
When we die, do we haunt the sky?
Do we lurk in the murk of the seas?
What then? Are we born again?
Just to sit asking questions like these?
I know, for I told me so,
And I'm sure each of you quite agrees:
The more it stays the same, the less it changes!
And that's The Majesty Of Rock!
The Mystery of Roll!
The darning of the sock,
The scoring of the goal!
The farmer takes a wife
The barber takes a pole.
We're in this together...and ever...http://www.geekculture.dk/bedler/auto/1080943594stap1.jpg">

[Noisybast]

Hrm. That'll teach me to nick images from other peoples sites, then.





Bastard...

[Quirkafleeg]

Well it could have been a lot worse...

[Dudley]

I'd just assumed you were coming out in an oddly low-key fashion.

[scutfink]

The darning of the sock,

???

It's like someone found a website with a random rock lyric generator, brilliant!

:)

[scutfink]

http://www.metalmaker.net/" Target"_blank">Like this one

If only I'd looked that up before posting...

[DavidXBrunt]

Bought the latest Eurovision Album and will be listening to it on the nightshift. Hooray!

I've also stuffed some goodies in my virtual basket at the Eurovision virtual shop and wondered if anyone could tell me how much 66 Euros would be in real Money?

[Lady Squaxx]

.......about 45 p.

Cheers for the Y the Last Man tip off.  Wasn't sure when that was going to be available.

I came to them late and hoovered through FIVE of them at a terrific rate, now I'm at the mercy of release dates.

Adictive.

[Lady Squaxx]

Got distracted there........meant Pounds, obviously.