Best hangover cures?

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help...

[I, Cosh]

Finish off the half-drunk can of Stella you left beside the chair, then off to the pub for a full English / Mixed Grill (delete according to taste and availability) and a few pints.

Pissed again by half two and sleeping like a baby by five.

[House of Usher]

Next time, take two alka-seltzer dissolved in a glass of water and try to drink a couple of pints of water on top of that before you go to bed.

As it's too late for that, I'd suggest drinking some water and once your stomach has settled down, have a can of sugary drink, like coca cola (but not a diet version) and try to get some sleep.

[skurvy]

The best hangover cures are lager and , although almost impossible to get when you're in such a state, sex.

[Pete Wells]

Never shober up. Itsh worked for me...

[Dudley]

Don't, whatever you do, so much as look at a computer screen.

[Tanky]

Coffee. Dump. Shower. Bacon sandwich. Much water. Nap. Return to pub.

I dj'd last night and somehow failed to get drunk despite 5 pints and 4 shots of 'brain medicine' (aka Jagermeister). It didn't even all hit me at once when I finished. Dang.

[judge dreddd]

nurofen and water

[Quirkafleeg]

Not drinking the night before... bdum-tish!

Failing that...

Drink loads of water before you go to bed

Failing that

Force feed yourself: pain killer, bad stomach tablets, orange juice, a big fry-up, coffee and fresh air.
Hair of the dog also helps if you can stomach it. (warning: repeated use may lead to becoming an alcoholic))

Though only time will really get rid of it...

[Keef Monkey]

Sex and Playstation. Not at the same time though as that might prove disorientating and bring on the boke.

[Mr C]

Wake up, realise that you still have a hangover, pull the covers over your head and go back to sleep. Get up the next day.

Works everytime.

[radiator]

A shower, endless pots of tea, a nice lunch, a loved one to snuggle with, a couple of medium strength spliffs, a good film, and an afternoon nap.
Works for me.

[SamuelAWilkinson]

As soon as you wake up, check to see if there's someone you can have sex with. If there is, do so, before you realise you're hungover.

Once that's over with, it goes like this:

1)shower
2)get that teapot down that you never use
3)make huge pot of tea
4)consume tea
5)urinate
6)back to step 2.

[simon]

this is tried and tested by me...

1....coke...full-fat ..
2 eggs...poached not fried or scrambled
3 a loved one's neck to nuzzle or failing that..
4 a fussy little cat to stroke repetatively
5 washing machine on so as to produce womb-like comforting sounds and smells of cleanliness and new beginnings...
I do feel like a pigs shat in my head all day but it makes it reasonably bearable...and now in my advanced years  I do try and end the night with a few 'safe' soft drinks say at about 9-930....no need to 'go mad'..
yours helpfully

Simon d

[House of Usher]

At my age too I tend to stop at three pints and start on the lemonade as soon as I start to feel the alcohol working. Sobre before bed is the best way to avoid a hangover in the first place.