Cruel Torture and misery

[Dog Deever]

My wife bought me Rogue Trooper for the PS2 today.

I have an X-Box.

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And i've just found out band practice is cancelled for tomorrow. The most raucous anarchist punk band in my area- halted by a kids party! Arse.
And Mr Ness is a zombie again.
Cheer me up!

[Keef Monkey]

Shitter, let's hope the reciept is in the box then.

[Dog Deever]

It is, but it's Tesco, and they haven't got it on X-Box, and they wont give me my cash back, only exchange it for something else, because i might have pirated it. The thought hasn't occurred to them that i can still pirate it, then exchange it for some weekly shopping- tits.
Take not- Tesco, thats TESCO, are utter shitehawks.
It's sitting staring at me as we speak. Still, it was fun storming out of the shop issuing random abuse in a psychotic way!  }@

[Keef Monkey]

I guess the best you can do is trade it in at Game or something. You'll get nowhere near full price but at least you'll get some money to go towards it. They can shaft you though, they gave me ?15 for Condemned on the 360 and they're now selling my copy, 2nd hand I might add, for ?45. 'tis better than nowt though.