What do you call an American twatting bloody bollocking tosser? (Possible swearing)

scutfink · 22 May, 2006, 08:58:13 PM

Years ago, when I was a student, we hassd an Irish guy living next door for a while. That summer there was an Ice Cream van used to come round our street first thing in the morning (About half one in the Afternoon...).

A good cuppa Watercolour Challenge and a stream of Celtic Invective from the bedroom next door, that's the way to start the day...

johnnystress · 22 May, 2006, 09:16:24 PM

thats a feckin lie to be sure

so it is

Satanist · 22 May, 2006, 09:20:08 PM

Us Scots swer ra best bit ur spelin is shite!

johnnystress · 22 May, 2006, 09:25:15 PM

"Soapy Soutar

whit a label,

he's bandy legged

like oor table"

harsh words indeed

Proudhuff · 22 May, 2006, 09:35:15 PM

Scots is best fir swearing: Ba'bag, C**tyba's, Fud, Fudfeatures and the use of so many words for drunk ( a bit like eskimos and snow) all best delivered in a low growl :)

radiator · 22 May, 2006, 09:57:28 PM

As far as I know, isn't a douche-bag a sort of disposable bag for sanitary towels? And also isn't a schmuck (another american insult) the bit of the foreskin they remove in circumsitions?

Thats actually quite nasty - And i used to think they were relatively harmless insults.

Funt Solo · 22 May, 2006, 10:38:38 PM

According to urbandictionary.com, a douche-bag is used to wash out a vagina.

scutfink · 22 May, 2006, 10:48:49 PM

Also, isn't a Sleazebag (An old A-Team stand by IIRC) a used Condom?

johnnystress · 22 May, 2006, 10:49:00 PM

non-american women dont use these things do they?

hmmm

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johnnystress · 22 May, 2006, 10:54:06 PM

I can see why the douchebag wouldnt appeal

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but this on the other hand - could prove quite popular with the ladies;

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Dog Deever · 22 May, 2006, 11:00:30 PM

Whit the fuck is goin on here eh? Ah go off tae ma arsehole work for a few fuckin oors, an every cunt turns intae a fannybaws wi fuckin tourettes syndrome. Ah've nivir seen sic a load o' erse in ah ma bastardin days. Fit pish ye's ah speak!

Soapy Soutar?
Fud
Fat Boab? Whit a wanker.
Wee eck? Midget dwafish bastard.
Awa' an lie in yer ain pish, ye's whoors.

johnnystress · 22 May, 2006, 11:07:20 PM

" In the jaikit"

johnnystress · 22 May, 2006, 11:08:26 PM

have a wee belt of this

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Dog Deever · 22 May, 2006, 11:17:50 PM

Buckie is fur poofs- Eldorado is a proper wino drink- so Fuckyeez! }@

johnnystress · 22 May, 2006, 11:23:05 PM

"Buckie is fur poofs"

right you

lets fight