What do you call an American twatting bloody bollocking tosser? (Possible swearing)

I, Cosh · 22 May, 2006, 11:25:03 PM

Also, isn't a Sleazebag (An old A-Team stand by IIRC) a used Condom?

I certainly hope not. That would make the title of the old Stretchheads album even more disgusting than before...

Link: http://www.virginmegastores.co.uk/invt/248886" target="_blank">Pish in yer Sleazebag

Max Kon · 22 May, 2006, 11:32:15 PM

yeah, americans really seems to be more inventive when if comes to swearing.

i'll have to ask my friends about swears and get back to you tonight.

Dog Deever · 22 May, 2006, 11:54:06 PM

We ah ken Oor Wullie is a felchin' wee cockbreath shitehole!

Isn't 'shmuck' jewish?
Douchebag certainly sounds it too.
And twot is lame, as is Jerk off.
Divot and hand shandy is better.
The best swearing has to be in Urdu-
(spelling doesn't matter here, they use different characters)
Gohroo Soodah:
Bull- fucker
Try saying that to an Islamic waiter on your next jaunt to the curry house. It is swearing and sacrelige in one! The Bangladeshi who told me this would only whisper it. Yet he F'd and C'd as good as anyone- he was a scouser!

Keef Monkey · 23 May, 2006, 12:33:35 AM

Ha, tis a while since I heard hand shandy. I do get that mixed up with gammys and diddy rides though, maked things confusing.

Roger Godpleton · 23 May, 2006, 12:44:25 AM

Some American insults:
Mamalouk
Liberal
Intellectual

You forgot "Arab".

Dog Deever · 23 May, 2006, 04:16:29 AM

If douchebags and sleazebags are items that are used for swerry wurds, then what about
fannypad
arsepipe
fudplug
And any Scotsman worth his sa't should be able to be abusive in several languages, so to any Polish boarders:
-Kurwa
-Kurwa mac
-Shalonay Kurwa
and Latin American:
-cete hones
-putah
-cabron
Sven Hassel turns up some interesting Russian, i think 'grabit' might be 'arsehole'.

Dog Deever · 23 May, 2006, 04:42:11 AM

Lets not forget ARSEGYKE.

I, Cosh · 23 May, 2006, 05:16:58 AM

Bellend!

Dog Deever · 23 May, 2006, 05:29:57 AM

Nobcheese
Fuckstain

Satanist · 23 May, 2006, 02:33:35 PM

Tadger, cheesey-bunnet and my fave spunk-bucket!

Aye Brits have better swear words!

Dog - I work next to a polish girl and hear Kurwa about 10 times a day.

Dog Deever · 23 May, 2006, 06:15:33 PM

Ther is another polish one, dunno the spellin, but i'll type it as it's pronounced:
spear dah-lie

ask her!

Pishflaps

hag · 23 May, 2006, 06:47:35 PM

i don't know if it's the same in america, but in canada they don't seem to know what a bellend is.

well, i'm sure they know what it is. but what the word is. argh.

they say twat twot too... but they spell it t.w.a.t.

Satanist · 23 May, 2006, 08:49:08 PM

"Ther is another polish one, dunno the spellin, but i'll type it as it's pronounced:
spear dah-lie

ask her! "

You fuck off!

Max Kon · 23 May, 2006, 10:12:40 PM

you should call her this one. i'll write it's pronunciation:

wadny