the youth of today (part 389)

GordonR · 24 May, 2006, 05:08:05 PM

...or, 'nothing a good few smacks round the head wouldn't solve'.

Link: http://www.myspace.com/mcdicko" target="_blank">personally, I blame the parents

longmanshort · 24 May, 2006, 05:13:59 PM

time to tell the truth
im not who i appear to be
im a fat gay ten year old
about four foot three
ma real names cornelius
MC DICKO who i wanna be
am a total fake
a wigga wannabe
i wear a 2pac tshirt
and talk about Biggy
I listen to bizarre but
D12 dont mean shit to me
i reckon am hard with ma gangsta knife
but im actually a fucking tit, who hasnt got a life.
I get tucked into bed by ma grandma at night.

Heh heh heh

Dunk! · 24 May, 2006, 05:19:09 PM

It wasn't for the whiney high-pitched middle class voice I'd have thought it was the true sound of the 'ghetto'. Amazing.

Megadeth · 24 May, 2006, 05:29:18 PM

His ode to biscuits is pretty funny though

Dudley · 24 May, 2006, 05:31:08 PM

A particularly beautiful moment.

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I like to mainly rap about love coz i've bin fuked over many times by hoes and bitches but that doesn't stop me still trying even if cupid broke my heart with his little bow. so dont let that put u off if ur female and readin this cause i'd fuck all of u groupie bitches.

GordonR · 24 May, 2006, 05:41:16 PM

Yes, can you guess why he's been unlucky in love so many times, with the "hoes and bitches"? (Aside from the fact he's about 12 years old, that is.)

I, Cosh · 24 May, 2006, 05:48:24 PM

He's great. Number one in the download charts next week?

pauljholden · 24 May, 2006, 06:03:41 PM

What's the obsession with gardening implements?

I like to think his mum interrupted him during the very first take .... 'RYAN! TEAS READY' ... 'ah mum...'

I like the biscuit rap though. I have a horrible feeling he'll be famous (once he cuts out all the gratuitous swearing)

-pj

I, Cosh · 24 May, 2006, 06:06:14 PM

I like the biscuit rap though.

Small ones, big ones, all different sizes,
Get a packet out when trouble arises.

I hope you script droids are taking notes.

Quirkafleeg · 24 May, 2006, 06:25:11 PM

Clearly the next Eminen... though his 'flow' needs some work. That and the fact he sounds like a brat in Adsa whining to his mum to buy him Grand Theft Auto...

"Shoot the wannabie wiggers, bitch" Pot / Kettle there.

GordonR · 24 May, 2006, 06:32:28 PM

He should probably do something about that picture too, since it would appear that he's sitting on a booster seat at the back of the family people carrier.

Floyd-the-k · 24 May, 2006, 06:37:25 PM

Gordon IS working for Private Eye (part 389)!

This kid must be good. He has 1021 friends! He's very well spoken for someone who swears so much, isn't he?
If he becomes famous, I expect the real gangsta rappers to take up grouse shooting and Anglicanism in protest.

El Spurioso · 24 May, 2006, 06:46:25 PM

I could just about puke.

Mind you, I've a pretty good idea that he's reading this stuff out from a lyric-sheet written by someone else, thus the odd awkward pause, mispronunciation etc.

Which means he's basically being used as a dancing monkey by some nasty-arsed organ-grinder. My money's on "Nick".

Rob Spalding · 25 May, 2006, 01:25:08 AM

I like the fact that his photo was clearly taken by his Mum during a family trip at some point.

Megadeth · 25 May, 2006, 01:52:48 AM

Yeah I got the impression he could be reading someone elses words.

Whaever the intention was it has worked to some degree as the tracks have 100,000 plays combined.