Harvey can save your johnson.

Mr C · 25 May, 2006, 11:56:22 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to "going at it like a rabbit"

Link: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,196685,00.html" target="_blank">Shiny and new.

House of Usher · 26 May, 2006, 05:17:03 AM

There are also tissue culture artists teaming up with scientists to grow hymen tissue on petri dishes.

But just for larks, not really for therapeutic potential.

If we get into therapeutic uses for the technology, then we get into really dodgy ethical territory.

It has been suggested, for example, that a lab-grown hymen graft might be used as a technological fix for rape as a means of preventing honour killings perpetrated by the violated (former virgin) woman's family. Which does nothing at all to challenge the wrongness of 'honour killings'.

Dog Deever · 26 May, 2006, 06:34:29 AM

"grown on a penis-shaped matrix"

Hope it doesn't go all bendy and slow motion like other Keanu Reaves' matrix!

Sounds like a lame excuse for shagging rabbits to me.

Radbacker · 26 May, 2006, 09:58:28 AM

I swear I read that women are now having Hymen replacement surgery in America to be pure for their wedding day! WTF

CU Radbacker

Steve Green · 26 May, 2006, 02:54:17 PM

I wonder if it's only visible to the owner?

- Steve

House of Usher · 26 May, 2006, 04:33:43 PM

"I swear I read that women are now having Hymen replacement surgery in America to be pure for their wedding day! WTF"

-I'm not sure that's anything new. Sounds like simple cosmetic surgery to me, rather than any kind of tissue culture graft. They've been doing that for a couple of decades already. But yeah, WTF indeed.

BMB · 26 May, 2006, 08:13:01 PM

I'd be asking for the 'generously sized' penis shaped matrix........

BMB · 26 May, 2006, 08:14:09 PM

Maybe even use the forearm shaped matrix instead if I slip them a fiver!

House of Usher · 26 May, 2006, 08:20:51 PM

...but without the clenched fist on the end?

longmanshort · 26 May, 2006, 08:29:33 PM

"I swear I read that women are now having Hymen replacement surgery in America to be pure for their wedding day!

I seem to recall several instances like this - didn't pron star Houston have such a procedure? Kind of like reducing the Dartford Tunnel from four lanes to one ...

Carlsborg Expert · 26 May, 2006, 08:35:23 PM

Oh I'm so glad I won't have to rely on corpse tissue implanted into my shaft for my upcoming *extension* surgery.

Funt Solo · 26 May, 2006, 08:39:54 PM

Carsborg, the 12" extended jive bunny remix.