Which Long Walk would you take?

SamuelAWilkinson · 28 May, 2006, 07:12:00 AM

I'd while away the days following around celebrities, learning every little detail I could of their lives, ringing their home phones and generally being a creepy nuisance. And I'd do this as long as I lived.

That's right. I'd take the Long Stalk.

Richmond Clements · 28 May, 2006, 08:49:59 AM

You're fired.

Floyd-the-k · 28 May, 2006, 12:20:45 PM

Judge Floyd was always warning us to be vigilant yet that dune shark certainly took him by surprise

you know, that kind of thing

Bolt-01 · 28 May, 2006, 02:35:50 PM

Undercity. That way I'll be ready to emerge and help in the next big Mega-Epic type danger thing.

Bolt-01

BMB · 28 May, 2006, 02:48:15 PM

I'd like to retire so I could go full time tele-sales, thats right...........

wait for it.................

THE LONG TALK! (boom tish)

BMB · 28 May, 2006, 02:49:34 PM

Or eat the worlds largest bacon sandwich.....
...the long pork!

Sorry, I'll stop now.

Keef Monkey · 28 May, 2006, 05:21:23 PM

I'd go into clothing and specialize in the long sock.

Richmond Clements · 28 May, 2006, 05:34:11 PM

You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

I'm going to make it my mission to pan every one of your silly suggestions.

That's right...

The Long Mock.

Richmond Clements · 28 May, 2006, 05:34:11 PM

You should all be ashamed of yourselves!

I'm going to make it my mission to pan every one of your silly suggestions.

That's right...

The Long Mock.

Dark Jimbo · 28 May, 2006, 05:49:35 PM

Dishounorable mentions to - Rac, Keef Monkey, Nerd-from-Oz, and Fegbarr.

You were supposed to use your powers for good, not evil!! FOR GOOOOOODDD!!!!!! :)

Floyd-the-k · 28 May, 2006, 05:58:07 PM

come to think of it, on retiring I would play up my resemblance to Robin Williams, get a space-suit/tracksuit thingy, say "nanoo, nanoo" a lot and improvise rings around Mindy and the others. You know - the Long Mork (and Mindy)

I'll get me coat

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SamuelAWilkinson · 28 May, 2006, 09:00:51 PM

Alternatively, you could take over the role of Swedish Chef on the muppets, but get stuck on one of his catchphrase made-up words, never being able to finish.

Wait for it....

The Long Bork.

Funt Solo · 28 May, 2006, 09:29:21 PM

You'd think that as a reward for the long years of service and that whole business about not shagging anyone, that one of the retirement options might be to star in porno movies.

Bear with me...

The Long Cock.

The Amstor Computer · 28 May, 2006, 10:00:46 PM

Heh. Very good, all of you :-)

I think I'd probably take The (Not Very) Long Walk - a quick nip outside the city walls, take a few shots at a dog-vulture then back in again in time for a spot of synthi-caff & a Justice Department-approved vid...

Quirkafleeg · 28 May, 2006, 10:09:18 PM

I think it would be the Acadamy... giving long boring lectures to the cadets, droaning on and on... yes it would be...

The Long TALK.