Which Long Walk would you take?

[Artificial Idiot]

You could always take up residence in the Justice Department kitchens, providing cadets and judges alike with healthy, nutrious meals to keep them fighting fit on the streets, Yes, that's right it's the...














Long Fork!

[Mr C]

Dispensing Justice in the icy rad-wastes of Iceland, accompanied by an annoying pixie like mutant that can't sing in any key for more than 0.3 nano seconds.

The Long Bjork.

[BMB]

Or you could be quite offended at the crappy going away party they host for you, so that you blanche your face at them just as the wind changes...........












THE LONG BAULK!

(getting desperate now!)

[ThryllSeekyr]

I was thinking that things might be cleaner and clearer, with wide open spaces outside the city, but this is the Cursed earth.

I great place to be if you know how to survive.

So I am now expecting dust storms and I think there would be high radiation areas too.

Any the long walk is supposed to be is sort of like a suicide thing for Judges. They know they are gonna die on their long walk. So I guess it doesn't matter.

Still I would imagine that like in a real city the undercity would be a filthy place to live in and very depressing also.

A dirty claustrophobic place.

I would still think that I would like to take my chances out in the cursed earth.

I another I would like to know, is that as a Judge, what can I take with me?

[GordonR]

A post at the Academy of Law, as tutor in Applied Sarcasm, ripping the piss out of cadets for their entire fifteen years of training, to toughen them up and prepare them for life on the streets.

The Long Mock.

[Quirkafleeg]

>The Long Mock.

Very poor

[SamuelAWilkinson]

Running in a slightly different direction, you could just spend your days masturbating.

The Long Wank.

[GordonR]

Hey, just be grateful I didn't go with the Long Frock one.

[Keef Monkey]

You could spend your time building a huge eagle of justice which when struck with a baton would reverberate through the halls to call the Heads of the different departments together for meetings. You could call it.....





.....the gong hawk. Except it's an eagle so you probably wouldn't.

[Artificial Idiot]

Or you could while away your days taking stock of illegal wines and spirits...





The Long Cork.

[Satanist]

If you're a particularly unpopular Judge then you can always take the...











...Long walk off a short dock!



Oh come on all the good ones are already taken...erk!

[Funt Solo]

Taking law unto the lawless, until death - it's possible that the radiation, and bites from strange mutant creatures could warp a judge into some strange long-lived hybrid of cursed earth eagle and judge - forever dispensing justice whilst also being a symbol of the law...





...yes, it's...





The Long *RawwWWKK*!

[Richmond Clements]

The Long Mock.

Wish I'd said that...

[Quirkafleeg]

So you go out into the Cursed Earth and it's all right at the beginning because you still have the edge ... but age and the heat slowly grind you down... you get attacked by one group of muties too many. You fend some off but eventually one gets you, braining you with a rock. They tear you limb from limb. Cramming you into their fanged mouths and gobbling you down for sustenance in a cannibalistic orgy of greed.. you are... you are...






wait for it...








The Long PORK!

[SamuelAWilkinson]

What about a situation where you head out into the Cursed Earth or Undercity, ready to take the law to the lawless until death finally claims you?

They could call it the Long Walk.