Which Long Walk would you take?

[BMB]

Nah, thats just crap. ;D


What you could do is, attack someone with your novelty mega-oversized swiss army knife, using a specific piece of it to hack your victims......





THE LONG SPORK!

[BMB]

Or become a wheat farmer but leave your crop left untended for too long until.....


THE LONG STALK!



Or get bitten by a radioactive baby delivery service.....




THE LONG STORK!


O.k, this time I really will stop.....

[BMB]

Last one I promise.....

Become a long distance teacher.....



THE LONG CHALK!

[Tweak72]

I would make all Germen people at least 10' tall because that would make them...





The Long Volk





 

[critter]

That's a nice vignette, Crites.

Thanks Usher. Now If I could only fnd someone to turn into a small dose of Thrill Power.

critter

[DavidXBrunt]

cursed earth chicken fucker

long brawk-brawk-brawk-brukker-brawk-sigh

[Tweak72]

DXB how do you know it sounds like that?

[Dark Jimbo]

What about a situation where you head out into the Cursed Earth or Undercity, ready to take the law to the lawless until death finally claims you?

They could call it the Long Walk.

I like Fegbarr's idea. I could start a thread about it, asking people which one they would choose if they were a judge, and along the way the thread would somehow degenerate into a series of daft, funny, crap and sometimes just plain weird puns about the 'Long Walk' itself, the kind of gags that would make Frankie Howard and Kenneth Williams cringe.

Then someone would post a reference back to the 'Long Walk', and I, like a drowning man, would grab desperately for this piece of sanity and post about how I could start a thread about the -

Hang on....

[Funt Solo]

Uh, yeah Jimbo - as if any of that would ever happen.

[Bico]

Anderson can retire because her jugs have started going south now she's pushing fifty.  You know, because of




The Long Norks.

[paulvonscott]

...disgraceful

It would have to be the undercity for me.  Being a pale sickly person, I wouldn't last long in the Cursed Earth heat.

I wouldn't last long in the undercity either, but at least I wouldn't die sunburnt.

[Quirkafleeg]

Or you could go down to the Black Atlantic and spend your time fixing up the boats so they stay watertight.... yes it would be...











The long CAULK

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[judge dreddd]

The long walk is a silly idea, judges should get a desk job or retire to some judge oap block.

[Richmond Clements]

That'd be the LONG BLOCK then, dreddd?

[SamuelAWilkinson]

That'd be the LONG BLOCK then, dreddd?

That's just rubbish.