Which Long Walk would you take?

Keef Monkey · 30 May, 2006, 04:43:52 AM

This thread got out of hand quite fast.

Roger Godpleton · 30 May, 2006, 05:36:03 AM

You could visit some obscure islands which were disputed during the late 20th century.

The long Falk(lands).

Floyd-the-k · 30 May, 2006, 08:38:03 AM

I think I'd retire to a classroom somewhere in the Cursed Earth and teach kiddies about justice. Of course, the classroom would be pretty low-tech and crowded. There would be a long blackboard and to write on it I would need (pause)

the Long Chalk

BMB · 30 May, 2006, 09:42:54 AM

You could get bitten by a radioactive nerd and grow to 50 feet becoming..........

THE LONG DORK!

ming · 30 May, 2006, 02:32:44 PM

You could take the extinct flightless bird option and take...

...the Long (great) Auk.

Personally, I'd like to see some more weird threatening weirdness in the Cursed Earth (as opposed to meat farms, etc). Return to Mount Rushmore, anyone? Not...the teeth!! Aiieeee!!

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Dudley · 30 May, 2006, 04:16:28 PM

At the end of your service as a judge I think they should relax the laws on sexual relations. They should also allow old judges to use dimension warp and/or time travel to take justice to wherever it was needed. Me, I'd zip back to 1978 and use my future gadgets to make Pam Dawber think I was an alien. Of course, i'd be lying, which would make me...

The Wrong Mork.

scutfink · 30 May, 2006, 04:44:28 PM

Hey I've just thought of one...

I could take part in some kind of retired Judge exchange programme, bringing justice to the Radlands of Ji...

Which of course would be...

The Wong Walk.

Dark Jimbo · 30 May, 2006, 04:50:08 PM

Oh dear. Oh dear, dear, dear. Never again...

Dudley · 30 May, 2006, 04:53:39 PM

Or I might head to a remote island where the natives are forced by fear to worship a giant gorilla. As the great ape approached, I'd use my incendiary rounds on the vegetation in front of him. That's stop him in his tracks. The native would worship me forever, as the judge who made

Kong Baulk.

Satanist · 30 May, 2006, 04:57:52 PM

When a judge gets so old and confused that he cant even put his footwear on correctly never mind dispense justice it is obviously time for...

The Wrong Sock!

*WINCE*

Quirkafleeg · 30 May, 2006, 05:13:11 PM

You could spent you time taking up a recreational activity... with a table, some bats and a little ball, you know...

The PONG SPORT

scutfink · 30 May, 2006, 05:13:42 PM

Maybe, I'd spend my retirement sitting next to the Dark Judges exhibit in the Black Museum, lecturing on the dangers of Judge Fire's trident...

Giving...

The Prong Talk.

Dudley · 30 May, 2006, 05:15:03 PM

You could spend your time disbelievingly admiring pictures of Bisley-era Dredd's package.

The Dong Gawk.

Keef Monkey · 30 May, 2006, 05:32:18 PM

I would use the technology at the Judge's disposal to finally solve that pesky problem of illegal mp3 downloads, creating a program that will make it impossible for any computer to download music of any kind. I would call it....

....The Song Lock

scutfink · 30 May, 2006, 05:39:37 PM

Perhaps my career would take a completely new direction and I'd find myself selling hookey copies of the eighties Disney Sci-Fi classic starring Bruce Boxleitner and David Warner out the back of a Robin Reliant van...

Which of course would be...

The Tron Hawk.