Which Long Walk would you take?

[Banners]

I would tit around with a device for smoking pot...

The Bong Lawk.

M@

[Dunk!]

I'd go into the Undercity and give guided tours of the Big Smelly.





That's right...







The Pong Talk.

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If I'd been taken off duty through sustaining minor brain damage after being shot in the head, this might lead me to become easily confused. When I'd finished eating my Pasta Salad from down the newsagent, I might not change plastic eating device before starting my individual portion of Chocolate Fudge Cake...






Then I'd be using...





The Wrong Spork.

[Dunk!]

Head off down to Banana City to work in a Mutant Parrot sanctuary.










Take the Long Squawk .

[Satanist]

However I retired I'd like to see it illustrated by one of the great Dredd artists. Knowing my luck though there would be some screw up and I'd end up having to do it myself. I may be from Calhab but I'd have to tell them  you have...











Stay with me on this...













The Wrong Jock!

[Dudley]

Which, impressively, only works if said with an Oor Wullie accent.

[scutfink]

At a stretch, you could bring justice to Cheech Marin's old buddies nasal hair....






Up....






(Tommy) Chong's Snork.

[scutfink]

Oh dear, this one's a stretch...

Drawing on a large round percussion instrument (I don't know why a retired Judge would be doing this, I'll settle for the old headwound excuse.), with a stick of Calcium Carbonate...


The....






Gong Chalk  (Sorry...)






 

[Floyd-the-k]

sorry to go off topic, but you'd feel like a bit of a wally going on the long walk these days wouldn't you? Given that most of your mates who reached retirement age are happily doing desk jobs and that the ones who did take the long walk all got crucified and burned by that badly drawn lizard monster a few years back

[Keef Monkey]

I think with the long walk being apparently optional some Judges will still take it just to show they have balls of steel.

[I, Cosh]

Just to get this thread back on topic. I'd retire and open a new novelty eatery serving Chinese food from an open kitchen, using specially made cookware with unusually lengthy handles...







That's right...







The Long WOK!

[Floyd-the-k]

I think I'd volunteer for a dirty dangerous job that needs doing. Specifically curing dioreeah in vulture dogs in the Cursed Earth using champagne corks.

They call it the Long Cork