Byrne on Moore & Brits

[Roger Godpleton]

They should make a baby.

[Kerrin]

So who is this John Byrne anyway? I thought he was the scottish artist fella with the big 'tache. And I reckon Jim could have Johnny Cash as well, hell even I could have Johnny Cash, he's been dead for awhile now, it'd be a pushover.

[Richmond Clements]

I like the way he uses the F word, but for some reason stars out c**ksuckers.

Now, if I was a psychologist...

[Matt Timson]

What's funny for me is that another 'TRAITOR'  

"I don't want your pompous writings to enter my email" ought to be some kind of internet meme.  I think we should all thank Delaney Clark for being a genuinely funny guy.

[Peter Wolf]

"by the way, i am not semiliterate, this is how i prefer to type on the computer. i apologize if this thread is out of line, i am just pissed.
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I dont know anything about all this and its not my business either but i laughed after reading the above comment.

[M.I.K.]

I wonder if it's possible to make springs out of jelly...

[Matt Timson]

I didn't use the f word. It was a quote from a c**ksucker. See the quotation marks? If you were a psychologist you would have noticed.

Actually, no.

[Matt Timson]

"semi-literate f*****t" was in quotes though.  Maybe you got confused with that?
 

[Kerrin]

So, this John Byrne fella, does he actually have anything to do with robots?

[Jim_Campbell]

Wow. You just can't keep out of my business. Sorry, Jim, I am not into guys. Go screw yourself. You even have a problem with me Google searching my own name? It was not a riveting search. I found you stupid shits crude remarks on the second Google page. There are different ways to use Google. You did not email me, and I don't want your pompous writings to enter my email anyway. I would just prefer if you mind your own business and leave me out of it. I can like/ dislike any writer I choose. Everyone does not need to confirm to your arrogant ways. I see you are a big talker behind your security blanket of a keyboard. I would like to see you call me a "semi-literate fuckwit" to my face. So, maybe I do have issues, or maybe I like different things than you c**ksuckers.

Wow back atcha. On the off-chance that you just can't stay away, Delaney ...

1) Nothing you post on public forums on the internet is "your business".

2) "I am not into guys" ... well, I did mention the 'issues'. I have no fucking idea where you got that from.

3) Yes, I damn well did e-mail you. Twice. Primarily to refute the claim that I have ever suggested that people are not entitled to have a negative opinion of Moore's work. I will take them to task for having stupid reasons for disliking Moore's work; for wilfully misreading the texts; for making judgements about the personality of a man they've never met; for blaming Moore for every single thing they dislike about the current state of the industry; but I have never suggested that Moore is beyond criticism.

Now, I don't know whether your JBF profile directs to a defunct e-mail address (mine did until yesterday, which I hadn't realized), or whether my mails are sitting in a spam-trap somewhere, but there's not much I can do about it either way.

4) I didn't actually call you a semi-literate fuckwit. I didn't actually mention you by name in any of my posts. I was, however, very, very angry when I made the post which so thoroughly put a bug up your arse. If you'd been paying attention, you'd have noticed that my post was dated several months ago. Cast your mind back - would that have been when I was subjected to some very personal abuse on the JBF from more than one board regular because I had the temerity to call bullshit on some utterly ridiculous claims being made about Moore and his work? You know what, I think it might have been.

5) I offered you an apology, Delaney, if you believed that what I was saying was directed at you because, to the best of my recollection, it wasn't. Are you man enough to accept an apology?

By the way, I like Johnny Cash.

Have a nice day, now.

Jim

[Grae the puppetmaker]

Erm, has Mr Smegma dropped unconcious across his keyboard?

[Matt Timson]

Erm, has Mr Smegma dropped unconcious across his keyboard?

I assumed it was some dead clever code that means we're all ninnyhammers.  Or something.

[M.I.K.]

Doesn't seem quite right in the head to me.

Now as I was saying, springs made of jelly....

I mean like the curvy type of metallic springs not the watery type. Jelly would probably clog those ones up.

[I, Cosh]

Interesting that the American John Byrne has almost as silly facial hair as the real one.

[Richmond Clements]

I like him.

Can we keep him?