Byrne on Moore & Brits

[Kerrin]

I think springs made of jelly would be viable at the correct temperature though they'd have a limited shelf life. Of course if you used the jelly as it comes out of the packet as opposed to diluting it you'd have a better chance.

[Peter Wolf]

An apparently totally random selection of letters.

Are you supposed to make words out of them or re arrange them in alphabetical order?

What can it all mean ?  

[SamuelAWilkinson]

"by the way, i am not semiliterate, this is how i prefer to type on the computer. i apologize if this thread is out of line, i am just pissed.
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I dont know anything about all this and its not my business either but i laughed after reading the above comment.

I really hope you were laughing in agreement, Johnny Calls-The-Kettle-Black.



On another note: oh noes! He has posted an image of Johnny Cash swearing! This will teach us the error of our ways, and no mistake. Teach us, oh mighty Smegma, how to be as rakish and clever a card as you!

[satchmo]

Nice cretin-work there, I guess they train their mentalists well at planet Byrne...

Can you remember "when did I say this was meant to be fun? Ever?"  

[Roger Godpleton]

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[Matt Timson]

I didn't use the f word. It was a quote from a c**ksucker. See the quotation marks? If you were a psychologist you would have noticed.

Actually, no.

Actually, yes.  I was reading your guff wrong.  My mistake.

[Tiplodocus]

Bloody Hell, Timson, this is the Internet.

There's no need to apologise or anything.

Just pretend you didn't amkle a mistake, call the other person a name and then keep twisting and weasling your words until it makes no sense to anybody with the slightest idea of how the English language and logic and reasoned arguments actually work.

Or just keep typing and typing and typing mince until people lose the will to live.

Either works fine for me.

[Matt Timson]

Bloody Hell, Timson, this is the Internet.

There's no need to apologise or anything.

Just pretend you didn't amkle a mistake, call the other person a name and then keep twisting and weasling your words until it makes no sense to anybody with the slightest idea of how the English language and logic and reasoned arguments actually work.

Or just keep typing and typing and typing mince until people lose the will to live.

Either works fine for me.

Contrary to popular belief, I'm always happy to admit my mistakes- whether they have to be pointed out to me, or if I realise that I've erred myself.  It just doesn't happen very often because I'm usually right.
 

[DavidXBrunt]

Actually he is usually right.

[Matt Timson]

It's worth pointing out that, if I'm taking the time to argue with you, you're probably wrong.  People could save themselves a lot of time and effort- not to mention the pain of humiliation- by embracing this simple truth.

[Peter Wolf]

Another Charles Manson / Satan worshipper all the way from Hicksville USA.  [yawn]

He probably listens to records backwards to hear hidden subliminal messages.

[DavidXBrunt]

It's worth pointing out that, if I'm taking the time to argue with you, you're probably wrong.  People could save themselves a lot of time and effort- not to mention the pain of humiliation- by embracing this simple truth.

I, for one, have always taken that for granted.

[Matt Timson]

Oh be quiet, Brunty...

[Tiplodocus]

I've just given a Time Management presentation at work (Twenty Two Top Time TIps) and now wish I'd found time to include that one.

[LARF]

This thread is wonderful. I've spat coffee over my keyboard twice whilst having lunch and just had to remove Muller Rice from my spacebar* I'd love this guy to come on the board and fight his corner.

* The wonders of wireless keyboards is that you can pick up and lick them.