Ninja dinosaur pirates

VisibleMan · 15 June, 2006, 07:56:26 PM

Beyond Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Fez vs the Telepathic Time-travelling Nihilistic Nubile Naked Teenage Lesbian Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie.

By Alan 'well-groomed' Moore and John 'humble' Byrne

Widescreen Director's Cut

Satanist · 15 June, 2006, 07:57:53 PM

Beyond Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Fez vs the telepathic Time-travelling HirsuteNihilistic Nubile Naked Teenage Lesbian Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie.

By Alan 'well-groomed' Moore and John 'humble' Byrne

Widescreen Director's Cut

SamuelAWilkinson · 15 June, 2006, 08:05:12 PM

So farBeyond Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Fez vs the telepathic Time-travelling HirsuteNihilistic Nubile Naked Teenage Lesbian Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie...that you come right back around to the beginning again.

By Alan 'well-groomed' Moore and John 'humble' Byrne

Widescreen Director's Cut

House of Usher · 15 June, 2006, 08:07:19 PM

So far Beyond Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Fez vs the telepathic Time-travelling Attention-seeking Hirsute Nihilistic Nubile Naked Teenage Lesbian Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie...that you come right back around to the beginning again.

By Alan 'well-groomed' Moore and John 'humble' Byrne

Widescreen Director's Cut, Special Edition

Dudley · 15 June, 2006, 08:15:30 PM

So far Beyond Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Fez vs the telepathic Time-travelling Attention-seeking Hirsute Nihilistic Nubile Shape-Shifting Naked Teenage Lesbian Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie...that you come right back around to the beginning again.

By Alan 'well-groomed' Moore and John 'humble' Byrne

Widescreen Director's Cut, Special Edition

House of Usher · 15 June, 2006, 08:19:14 PM

I just want to re-instate the word Vampire between 'fyling' and 'zombie'.

Floyd-the-k · 15 June, 2006, 08:23:07 PM

So far Beyond Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Blue Fez vs the telepathic Time-travelling Attention-seeking Hirsute Nihilistic Nubile Shape-Shifting Naked Teenage Lesbian Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Vampire Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie...that you come right back around to the beginning again.

By Alan 'well-groomed' Moore and John 'humble' Byrne

Widescreen Director's Cut, Special Edition

ming · 15 June, 2006, 08:25:36 PM

Can someone knock up a poster for this please? Please?

House of Usher · 15 June, 2006, 08:27:15 PM

Maybe in three stages?

Dudley · 15 June, 2006, 08:29:51 PM

That priapic lesbian thing was bothering me...

So far Beyond Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Blue Fez vs the telepathic Time-travelling Attention-seeking Hirsute Nihilistic Nubile Shape-Shifting Naked Teenage Lesbians and the Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Vampire Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie...that you come right back around to the beginning again.

By Alan 'well-groomed' Moore and John 'humble' Byrne

Widescreen Director's Cut, Special Edition

VisibleMan · 15 June, 2006, 08:30:31 PM

So far Beyond Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Fez vs the Telepathic Time-travelling Attention-seeking Hirsute Nihilistic Nubile Shape-Shifting Naked Teenage Lesbian Next-generation Cicatriced Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Ninja Pirate Warrior Demonic Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie...that you come right back around to the beginning again.

By Alan 'well-groomed' Moore and John 'humble' Byrne

Widescreen Director's Cut, Special Edition

critter · 15 June, 2006, 08:30:37 PM

Extra-Dimenional So far Beyond Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Blue Fez vs the telepathic Time-travelling Attention-seeking Hirsute Nihilistic Nubile Shape-Shifting Naked Teenage Lesbian Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Vampire Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie...that you come right back around to the beginning again. Fighting in a Secret War

VisibleMan · 15 June, 2006, 08:38:04 PM

Extra-Dimenional So far Beyond Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Blue Fez vs the telepathic Time-travelling Attention-seeking Hirsute Nihilistic Nubile Shape-Shifting Naked Teenage Lesbian Next-generation Cicatriced Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Vampire Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Ninja Pirate Warrior Demonic Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie...that you come right back around to the beginning again, chased by sharks. Fighting in a Secret War

By Alan 'well-groomed' Moore and John 'humble' Byrne

Widescreen Director's Cut, Special Edition

critter · 15 June, 2006, 08:38:58 PM

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Jim_Campbell · 15 June, 2006, 08:42:09 PM

So far Beyond Everything you know about Infinite Crisis Beneath the Exploding Planet of the Antimatter Monkey in a Blue Fez vs the telepathic Time-travelling Attention-seeking Hirsute Nihilistic Nubile Shape-Shifting Naked Teenage Lesbian Next-generation Cannibalistic Cowboy Insane Super-Powered Priapic Flying Vampire Zombie Cyborg Red Indian Ninja Pirate Warrior Dinosaurs On Fire In Space Carrying Laser Nunchakas... In NUCLEAR Wheelchairs... With Scythed Wheels... In 3D! Part 2. is a lie...that you come right back around to the beginning again.

I'm sorry, but I have to object to the fez being blue. Fez are always red. To make it blue violates the CORE CONCEPT of the piece, and is a step too far.

You revisionist, nihlistic, deconstructionist lackey of Alan Moore, you.

Cheers!

Jim