I'm getting married Friday.....

Art · 20 June, 2006, 11:53:11 PM

Wear a Tuxedo. Drink martinis. Pretend that you are James Bond and that you are at a casino. DO NOT SNOG ANY RUSSIAN SPYS.

Buttonman · 21 June, 2006, 12:02:34 AM

The most obvious one would be not to get pissed. People will stuff drinks into your hand all day and although that's a great thing it may haze the memories and affect the preformance.

You may also want to vet the best man's speech. I was my brother's best man at his wedding in Rothesay. The great speech began 'We'll we've had a great welcome from all the locals, although the wicker man in the car park is somewhat worrying'

Cue tumbleweed.

No it was a smash, unlike the comment on my brother marrying a farmer's daughter 'Well at least Donald has one mad cow off his hands'.

Art · 21 June, 2006, 01:03:22 AM

Don't shoot anyone for drinking red wine with fish either.

Slippery PD · 21 June, 2006, 01:34:15 AM

Rothesay is great!!! If a bit backward.

On the wedding front. Just remember its your day and your time. Marriage as with any relationship is about one thing, compromise. Just remeber that and you will be fine!

Yer "married a long time (14 years) and lived very close to ROthesay(18years)" Slips

JOE SOAP · 21 June, 2006, 02:18:02 AM

Make a prenup.

Quirkafleeg · 21 June, 2006, 03:27:20 AM

Try to keep out of any fights...

J.Smith · 21 June, 2006, 03:54:19 AM

Congrats dude.
Advice? Do not get drunk!!!! That would be a disaster.......

Floyd-the-k · 21 June, 2006, 07:05:41 AM

Art, that's exactly what I did, minus the martinis. Spooky, isn't it?

JTurner · 21 June, 2006, 11:04:00 PM

Wahey! Congratulations!

Myself and the now Mrs Turner avoided all the hastle of speeches, guests, and all that malarky by jetting off on our own to the other side of the world to a secluded beach and getting married there.

scutfink · 22 June, 2006, 02:44:29 PM

Good luck for tomorow nofuture!

Jared Katooie · 23 June, 2006, 02:49:56 AM

Wear a tuxedo.

Make sure you're marrying the right person.

Ask yourself if you really believe in organised religion. If not you could save yourself a lot of effort and do it over the telephone.

Most important are these two:

1)Enjoy yourself, it's a party.

2)Wrap things up at a reasonable hour. The last wedding I went to I ended up full of cake and very sleepy AND I COULDN'T LEAVE!